# newest submissions : ShittyLifeProTips A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post. Page: Feed: --- ## [SLPT: New routine](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1w0x8oz/slpt_new_routine/) _2026-08-28 · /u/Adventurous\_Most\_558_ submitted by /u/Adventurous\_Most\_558 \[link\] \[comments\] ## [SLPT: Buying a car with a slow oil leak is essentially the same as a perpetual oil change.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1w0vl9k/slpt_buying_a_car_with_a_slow_oil_leak_is/) _2026-08-28 · /u/Quick\_Dance\_8953_ submitted by /u/Quick\_Dance\_8953 \[link\] \[comments\] ## [SLPT: Act like you don’t know people.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1w0cktl/slpt_act_like_you_dont_know_people/) _2026-08-28 · /u/LiquidSoCrates_ Let’s say you encounter a former classmate 30 years after graduation. Just kinda act like you have no idea who this person is but still be really friendly. No stories or reminiscing. Your former classmate will think you went all Hollywood on them or an imposter took over your identity. Just keep the mystery going, ya know. submitted by /u/LiquidSoCrates \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Slpt: have trouble waking up at a socially acceptable time? Live in the opposite time zone for 2 weeks](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1vzzex6/slpt_have_trouble_waking_up_at_a_socially/) _2026-08-27 · /u/J\_B\_La\_Mighty_ In all seriousness I don't know how that worked but I can now not only wake up and get to work on time but I sleep "early" now at 10pm. I think due to pre travel anxiety I was suddenly staying up to 2-3 hours before my clock in time, not that I was doing any better sleeping past midnight before. It's not a great life pro tip because living in an opposite time zone for 2 weeks is not feasible for… ## [SLPT: when boarding a flight cut off the seatbelt of the seat next to you so no one can sit there](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1vzqfw0/slpt_when_boarding_a_flight_cut_off_the_seatbelt/) _2026-08-27 · /u/Born-Lie8688_ submitted by /u/Born-Lie8688 \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Slpt, if you wear eye black while playing a sport, take it to the next level by painting your whole face](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1vzhy0u/slpt_if_you_wear_eye_black_while_playing_a_sport/) _2026-08-27 · /u/howardewing_ submitted by /u/howardewing \[link\] \[comments\] ## [SLPT: keep your license, registration, and insurance under your driver’s seat](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1vytnkc/slpt_keep_your_license_registration_and_insurance/) _2026-08-26 · /u/dsvengalis_ That way if the police stop you, you can quickly reach them without taking your eyes off the officer. submitted by /u/dsvengalis \[link\] \[comments\] ## [SLPT: Track Strangers Package’s](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1vy6ixk/slpt_track_strangers_packages/) _2026-08-25 · /u/LiquidSoCrates_ All you need to do is add different numbers to your tracking number. Then you can see the status of packages belonging to complete strangers. Some call it an invasion of privacy, but it’s really just about knowing the business of strangers. submitted by /u/LiquidSoCrates \[link\] \[comments\] ## [SLPT: If a vampire asks if they can enter your house, answer "I don't know, can you?" the vampire will be unable to enter AND learn a valuable lesson in grammar.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1vwrf3a/slpt_if_a_vampire_asks_if_they_can_enter_your/) _2026-08-24 · /u/HappyBasher669_ submitted by /u/HappyBasher669 \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Hire AI-Powered Freelancers Fast (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/aCNQPA36K7gJ) _2026-08-24 · **Sponsored**_ Browse and hire skilled professionals using AI tools — free to post, free to apply. ## [SLPT. If you aren’t sure your pasta is cooked properly throw it an Italian and see if it sticks.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/1vvjzah/slpt_if_you_arent_sure_your_pasta_is_cooked/) _2026-08-22 · /u/Oztravels_ submitted by /u/Oztravels \[link\] \[comments\]