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This week on Toilet Radio: Maynard James Keenan wants to make you eat sushi in the desert. The guy from Skindred has one million grandchildren. King 810 is threatening to release a new album and tour the rust belt – what exactly happened to these guys? Snot is trying again and 90s funk metal will never die. Demon Hunter is suing the studio behind K-POP Demon Hunter and we take a deep dive into…
This week on Toilet Radio: For reasons that I cannot fully articulate, we went over to the Internet Archive to watch The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, a 1990 starring vehicle for one of the worst to ever do it: Andrew “Dice” Clay. This picture, in which Dice plays a “Rock n’ Roll Detective”, is confusing, expensive, mean-spirited, giant piece of shit from a butt. BUT it does feature Gilbert…
This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking about a dungeon synth festival coming up at the Overlook Hotel that we wanna go to real bad. The decimation of music publications continues unobstructed. Brooklyn Vegan, Revolver, and other publications have been gutted by the private equity machine, this time helmed by something called “Veeps” owned by legendarily bad band Good Charlotte. Let’s dive in and…
This week on Toilet Radio: Sid Wilson BOOTED from Slipknot! Saliva and Drowning Pool playing College Station together! Ozzy is getting his own theme park attraction at Universal Studios, courtesy Global Merchandising Services. Greta Van Fleet: Still a band! The guy from Stryper blames the COVID vaccine on his eye popping out of his skull and rolling down a storm drain. Avenged Sevenfold are done…
THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We take a listen to the surprise new EP from Avenged Sevenfold and it is, yet again, music that attempts to cover ground that was covered twenty years ago. This one is interesting because it’s bad but not for any of the reasons you’ve come to expect from metal’s first Blockchain band. In other shocking news, King Diamond has kicked Andy LaRocque from the band in favor of…
THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior league hockey fights! Cliff Burton is the latest to be tortured for eternity in the metaverse thanks to Knucklebonz! Ash Avildsen is being sued by AEW over unpaid promotional costs for his women’s wrestling movie that made many, many negative dollars. Poppy made her faceless goons perform a show on stage sans Poppy. Iron Maiden sold half their catalog to one of…
This week on Toilet Radio we delve into one of Joe’s favorite subjects: Olde-timey music. This time we’re talking about a 1950’s-style modern country musician vs a 1950’s-style satanic pop duo. Charley Crockett, one of the hardest working musicians in Texas, made the mistake of looking into one of his opening bands and then opining loudly while kicking Twin Temple off a measly two dates. Worlds be…
This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan discuss the 250th limited-edition American Independence Day. We take a trip in our time machine and travel ONCE MORE into the Metaverse. That long-forgotten land is now home to Metal Blade Records X KNUCKLEBONZ 360. What is this crap? We investigate. Nergal is more bald than ever. Bad Wolves are trying again with a FOURTH new vocalist. Good luck! Uncle…
This week on Toilet Radio: Hot SOCCER action and FIFA madness! Phil Labonte offers an update on his thoughts RE: therapy is for women; still stupid. Silent Planet hit back with a zinger and then STICK IT to the French by metaphorically torching a venue over merch cuts and VAT fees. Hellfest (US) lived out an actual nightmare I’ve had by struggling to find a venue to host a big ass festival at the…
THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior hockey leagues! Danzig is threatening to release another terrible movie and we compare/contrast him with Tommy Wiseau. Ozzy’s stupid kid is defending himself after going to the stupid president’s stupid blood sport event on the White House lawn. Phil Labonte has decided that American men are facing a crisis of alienation and also that therapy is for women. We…
THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Jordan lectures on Professional Wrestling at an Ivy League university while Joe gets sprayed down by a severed artery. But for the most part, we’re Remembering Some Guys. We started thinking about bands that had everything going for them but for some reason, timing or label issues or a bizarre X-factor, they couldn’t become as big as their potential. We’re talking about…
This week on Toilet Radio: Gen X Correspondent Ian sits down with acclaimed film, video game, and television composer Bear McCreary. For folks unfamiliar, Bear has composed music for everything from Battlestar Galactica, God of War, The Walking Dead, and The Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power. Bear tells us the origins of his desire to put out heavy metal albums after working with Brendon Small,…
