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‘Mhm.” Porter’s voice rumbled as he stretched it out. “How can we say this…”
I cleared my throat. “Per the Treaty of Blargle, kidnapping of princesses, princes, counts, dukes, and humans of any and all types without prior entanglements is strictly forbidden.”
Porter nodded. “As in, knights with sharp pointy things are then allowed to show up unannounced.”
I jerked my head at the bar. “Or, these days, SWAT teams with rocket launchers. That would put a bit of a crimp in my current business venture. Which is to say: no.”
Chas raised his hands. “Wait! We’re not looking for an actual kidnapping! More of, um, a…”
“What Chas is saying,” Kate interrupted smoothly, “is that we would like to hire you to produce a one-act drama about the kidnapping of a princess.”
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