# newest submissions : RoastMyCat

Post pictures of your cat. People will roast them. It's not that complicated. Hell, it doesn't even have to be your cat -- this is the internet, you can lie if you want to.

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## [Hati caused problems this morning.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w3b6e7/hati_caused_problems_this_morning/)

_2026-08-31 · /u/WyvernJelly_

Someone got me out of bed because I heard hairball hurking at 6am. He had a hairball right on my shoe. Get up clean it and lay back down and he climbs in bed with me. I have a CPAP machine. I have a protective cover on the hose but it had slipped down a little. He punctured it. Thankfully I have another one. Oh and I'm on vacation right now. Even if I was working I don't get up until 9. submitted…

## [Roast Sputnik, who costed a fortune for eating string.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w2tz32/roast_sputnik_who_costed_a_fortune_for_eating/)

_2026-08-30 · /u/JigglyJellyJasper_

submitted by /u/JigglyJellyJasper \[link\] \[comments\]

## [Roast Ziggy Starcat](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w2tu3x/roast_ziggy_starcat/)

_2026-08-30 · /u/JigglyJellyJasper_

submitted by /u/JigglyJellyJasper \[link\] \[comments\]

## [Roast Fluffernutter](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w2ttbc/roast_fluffernutter/)

_2026-08-30 · /u/JigglyJellyJasper_

submitted by /u/JigglyJellyJasper \[link\] \[comments\]

## [Roast Leila for overusing the catnip again](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w1v3mm/roast_leila_for_overusing_the_catnip_again/)

_2026-08-29 · /u/Lavender\_rainbow\__

Here she is recovering from a night of hijinks due to an overuse of catnip. submitted by /u/Lavender\_rainbow\_ \[link\] \[comments\]

## [Roast this fat fuuuhh](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w1txvb/roast_this_fat_fuuuhh/)

_2026-08-29 · /u/No\_Grapefruit8554_

This is my cat O’Malley submitted by /u/No\_Grapefruit8554 \[link\] \[comments\]

## [Should I be concerned with the gesture my cat is making](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w1raw8/should_i_be_concerned_with_the_gesture_my_cat_is/)

_2026-08-29 · /u/Cpkeyes_

Should I make sure she’s not visiting extremists sites? submitted by /u/Cpkeyes \[link\] \[comments\]

## [She turns 1 tomorrow.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w0r65y/she_turns_1_tomorrow/)

_2026-08-28 · /u/Spearowtr_

Baby Xena turns 1 tomorrow. 🥳 Let's celebrate by being mean to her of course. She ate her entire bowl of breakfast, ran throughout the entire house doing some impressive zoomies, all the while with breakfast still on her lips. Then she blipped at me. Unacceptable. submitted by /u/Spearowtr \[link\] \[comments\]

## [Roast my cat’s big nose and big eyes](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w0f65y/roast_my_cats_big_nose_and_big_eyes/)

_2026-08-28 · /u/R4don\_Adon_

Btw he is blind because he has been with us 14 years his name is Tommy submitted by /u/R4don\_Adon \[link\] \[comments\]

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## [no one can get a cat weirder then mine](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/comments/1w04osj/no_one_can_get_a_cat_weirder_then_mine/)

_2026-08-27 · /u/Puzzleheaded-War7371_

I don’t even know what to say and yes she is alive and breathing I know she looks dead submitted by /u/Puzzleheaded-War7371 \[link\] \[comments\]