# newest submissions : DecreasinglyVerbose Take a body of text. Condense it while retaining grammar and logic. final product should mean the same as the original. Do not just remove letters / words; that is r/decreasinglylong. If you fail to keep the context of the original message, your comment or post may be removed without warning or explanation. And most of all, Graggle and Sairgee say hi. Splodlesplurf! Page: Feed: --- ## [Forbidden Beat](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1w0qn8i/forbidden_beat/) _2026-08-28 · /u/cats64sonic_ There was a boy who had too many toys and an ache inside of his bones. He sought extrication through chemical vocation and now he answers to Jones. It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat, Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat. Thinking today of what I want to say, thinking of inhibition and vice. What they call straight I do relegate as I cautiously… ## [Ea Nasir Complaint](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1w06k8q/ea_nasir_complaint/) _2026-08-27 · /u/TheRedBiker_ Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: ​ When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" ​ What do you take me for,… ## [Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Progressive Era](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vz1j8z/graggle_and_sairgee_say_you_should_learn_about/) _2026-08-26 · /u/cats64sonic_ submitted by /u/cats64sonic \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Note on my Phone from Nov 14 from Last Year (128 kbps)](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vyzyei/note_on_my_phone_from_nov_14_from_last_year_128/) _2026-08-26 · /u/cats64sonic_ Here's another tip- If someone's happy, leave them alone Just leave them alone Let them figure it out themselves submitted by /u/cats64sonic \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Gilded Age](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vsx8j9/graggle_and_sairgee_say_you_should_learn_about/) _2026-08-19 · /u/cats64sonic_ submitted by /u/cats64sonic \[link\] \[comments\] ## [You Belong To Me](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vsvvir/you_belong_to_me/) _2026-08-19 · /u/cats64sonic_ See the pyramids along the Nile Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle Just remember, darling, all the while You belong to me See the marketplace in old Algiers Send me photographs and souvenirs Ah, just remember when a dream appears You belong to me I’ll be so alone without you Maybe you'll be lonesome too... ohh Fly the ocean in a silver plane Watch the jungle when its wet with rain Just remember… ## [I Lost My Mind](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vqvdn7/i_lost_my_mind/) _2026-08-17 · /u/cats64sonic_ 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4 I lost my mind I lost my mind I lost my mind I lost my mind Give me some skin Give me some gin I want me some wine I lost my mind I lost my mind I lost my mind Give me some skin Give me some gin I want some wine I lost my mind I lost my mind I lost my mind I lost it I lost my mind submitted by /u/cats64sonic \[link\] \[comments\] ## [condense abstract about vilazodone causing sexual dysfunction in adults](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vqauwv/condense_abstract_about_vilazodone_causing_sexual/) _2026-08-16 · /u/Starchy\_the\_Potato_ Sexual dysfunction commonly occurs with major depressive disorder (MDD). Vilazodone, a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor and 5-HT1A receptor partial agonist antidepressant approved for the treatment of MDD in adults, was evaluated to determine its effects on sexual function. The primary study was a double-blind, randomized, controlled trial comparing vilazodone 20 and 40 mg/day with placebo;… ## [Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Immigrant Cities](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vmfcxq/graggle_and_sairgee_say_you_should_learn_about/) _2026-08-12 · /u/cats64sonic_ submitted by /u/cats64sonic \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Transcript-Driven Stock Discovery (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/JYreVIjCbSeg) _2026-08-12 · **Sponsored**_ Ranked, evidence-backed watchlists from indexed executive transcripts for 1–2 quarter horizons ## [How Much Is Enough?](https://www.reddit.com/r/DecreasinglyVerbose/comments/1vmduyl/how_much_is_enough/) _2026-08-12 · /u/cats64sonic_ Tell me can the hateful chain be broken? Production and consumption define our hollow lives. Avarice has led us 'cross the ocean, Toward a land that's better, much more bountiful and wide. So when will mankind finally come to realize His surfeit has become his demise? How much is enough to kill yourself? That quantity is known today, as we blow ourselves away. Tell me is there anything so sure?…