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Emma. 30. Aromantic, ADHD. She/her or they/them. Girl Genius fandom fashion consultant. Historical clothes wizard. Beloved of the hidden gods. Founder of the dtmc aesthetic. Teen mpreg enthusiast. Married to Jazz Transformers on the astral plane. Dating Kabru Dungeon Meshi in the dream realm. Not actually a professor, not actually starting a cult. Background by viivus.

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this is cracking me up

sosaysdean : this is cracking me up

back on the market which means my friends are trying to set me up with typhoid victims

opiumvampire : back on the market which means my friends are trying to set me up with typhoid victims

back on the market which means my friends are trying to set me up with typhoid victims

opiumvampire : back on the market which means my friends are trying to set me up with typhoid victims

New Novel: Rescue Dogs

johannestevans : Valorous King was your typical YA hero - a knight of the realm, child of destiny, favourite of the king, all that. Now he's nearly 30, riddled with PTSD, back in his home town, and stalking his old PE teacher, who tricks him into going to therapy. At least he's got the dog. This is a gay fantasy work with a lot of post-trauma therapy, a fucked-up gay age gap dynamic, and lots of…

Farewell Comrade

ricardian-vampire : Farewell Comrade

The craziest part of my job was actually learning how many people get treated for gout. In my head…

The craziest part of my job was actually learning how many people get treated for gout. In my head gout stopped existing after the protestant reformation.

rough week for miss piggy specifically

thedoubteriswise : rough week for miss piggy specifically

what’s everyone’s lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

catwire : what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

Ripple IX: Amongst the Trees

miraenart : Ripple IX: Amongst the Trees Concept art of a world drowned with ghostly presences and muffled whispers. Prints here !

People will see a long post defending a character who gets unnecessary hate because people don’t…

People will see a long post defending a character who gets unnecessary hate because people don't understand them due to bad reading comprehension, and then reblog it and say in the tags "this is all true but I find him annoying." Are you fucking serious.

quasi-normalcy: nimthirielrinon:quasi-normalcy: maculategiraffe:on-a-crescendo:every horror writer...

quasi-normalcy : nimthirielrinon : quasi-normalcy : maculategiraffe : on-a-crescendo : every horror writer in history wanted what the 19th floor subplot in the Wayside School books had Also the gentlemen with the black attaché case who offer you the choice between being safe or being free and the dead rats who live in the basement. I have no idea what Wayside School is It’s a trilogy of absurdist…

presented without comment

pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882 : presented without comment

Of course, as much of the previous research has shown, federal lawmakers who initially enacted blood…

tepkunset : Of course, as much of the previous research has shown, federal lawmakers who initially enacted blood quantum statues and Bureau of Indian Affairs administrative officials who drafted blood quantum rules and regulations did so, in large part, because of reasons related to property . That is to say, the seemingly cut-and-dried math of blood quantum was a cynical, underhanded way to…

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daroos : ofermod : thepromiscuousfinger : For those of you looking for these recipes, they're from Cooking for Engineers . Which should shock nobody . But it's a great site. Sadly seems to be defunct, but I can personally vouch for the recipes being presented in a foolproof* manner. Not only is the card layout great (honestly, just having the oven temperature right there instead of having to keep…

one of my earliest video game memories was my neighbor from down the street burning me a copy of…

nitrobishop : one of my earliest video game memories was my neighbor from down the street burning me a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon onto a CD and giving it to me for free, with the caveat that one day a week he would sit behind me and backseat game HARD. like "build this here, okay now build this here, no not there, HERE, okay now make a path here," etc etc. i never minded it at the time, i…

i like that the maned wolf and the bush dog are each other’s closest living relatives. they’re like…

gammaraydeath : i like that the maned wolf and the bush dog are each other's closest living relatives. they're like cartoon henchmen

sweet revenge

gerardwayspostnutclarity : sweet revenge

Between-songs Transcript - Washington DC, USA (18 July 2026)

omtai : Shoutout again to archer.archival. Under the cut 🙏 Keep reading

i hope that the person who yelled “OH MY GOD MY PUSSY” when Ray knelt down to shine the Director’s…

clowns-ofthesame-circus : i hope that the person who yelled “OH MY GOD MY PUSSY” when Ray knelt down to shine the Director’s shoes knows that they’re the most iconic part of mcr Detroit

OH IM HUNGRY ALRIGHT I NEED MORE BAD

birdhouuse : OH IM HUNGRY ALRIGHT I NEED MORE BAD

#my rock n roll black swan (via op)

r1cegra1nsandr0ses : and if I said that Ray's "malfunctions" on stage (falling over, stumbling, puking, and forgetting parts of his own solos i.e woody wood pecker) are symbolic of how insane and borderline destructive he became during and even before the development of the black parade album which led to mental and emotional harm to himself and the people around him ? and if I said how his…

okay WAIT wait wait wait.

destroyafrankie : okay WAIT wait wait wait. There are theories about whether they're clones, in a time loop, immortal, etc. I wonder if the reason they decided to kill Frank *mid show* was to show us that they really ARE the same people, not clones. They just can't stay dead… How wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying

Frank and the band learning that he is unkillable, and still able to play despite it all. (x, x, x,…

transjudas : Frank and the band learning that he is unkillable, and still able to play despite it all. ( x , x , x , x )

the f in frank stands for fake blood

transjudas : the f in frank stands for fake blood

this is insane

badymaru : this is insane

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this…

rabbitindisguise : genderqueer-rat : kaijuerotica : i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad stevia is cross-reactive with a common environmental allergen: ragweed! if you've been drinking your fun little drinky drinks & have been feeling off there's a chance you're…

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

femmchantress : I don’t care if Monday’s yuck Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck Thursday maybe eat a duck It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

Sorry prev she is not German. She just spells it like that for no reason.

nynaeve-mashiara : professorsparklepants : Customer: my name is Schanel* with a ß. Me: with a what ? ! Sorry prev she is not German. She just spells it like that for no reason.

Customer: my name is Schanel* with a ß.

Customer: my name is Schanel* with a ß. Me: with a what ?

Can I manifest for a second.

brawltogethernow : Can I manifest for a second.

So I’m going to be thinking about Frank yelling and trying to drag away Mikey after he got stabbed…

frikeyway : So I’m going to be thinking about Frank yelling and trying to drag away Mikey after he got stabbed for the rest of my life

Also like whose idea was it. Did Gerard go up to Mikey like “hey buddy you’re gonna get stabbed to…

Also like whose idea was it. Did Gerard go up to Mikey like "hey buddy you're gonna get stabbed to death during the song I wrote about being afraid you would kill yourself" and Mikey just went "🫡 you got it chief."

📸 stvthrasher

sosaysdean : 📸 stvthrasher

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nocnitsa :

Irish as a language deserves better than what the Latin alphabet has done to it.

Irish as a language deserves better than what the Latin alphabet has done to it.

irene » 260801 lemon tang (hearts2hearts)

leesvnkyu : irene » 260801 lemon tang (hearts2hearts)

*wakes up from a dead sleep* Thumbelina is a human trafficking victim.

professorsparklepants : *wakes up from a dead sleep* Thumbelina is a human trafficking victim.

Fucking crying over Madame D'aulnoy’s version of beauty & the beast and how it goes down. The…

professorsparklepants : Fucking crying over Madame D'aulnoy's version of beauty & the beast and how it goes down. The beautiful and benevolent* king is trapped in a hole by an ugly fairy who confesses her love to him. The king: (internally) gross. The king: ma'am I'd be happy to consider your suit but can you let me out of this hole first. The fairy: HA! NOW I SEE YOUR HEART IS FALSE! If you truly…

I love telling people in meat space that I like fairy tales because I can see them making the…

professorsparklepants : I love telling people in meat space that I like fairy tales because I can see them making the assumption that I'm childish or never lost the whimsy and magic of youth or some other shit. And then I can tell them that my favorite fairy tale is about a girl who runs away from home because her dad wants to fuck her.

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It’s not…

hamletthedane : lemonsweet : Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world. biblically accurate Easter Bunny

it’s understandable that guys kept falling in love with gerard because he has a sweet face and big…

rubysapphrald : rubysapphrald : rubysapphrald : it’s understandable that guys kept falling in love with gerard because he has a sweet face and big eyes and he’s so earnest about stuff that even though he’s sometimes kind of a loser it just contributes to making him irresistible but i think guys kept falling in love with mikey because he was like doing blood magic on them or something gerard voice…

how does mikey get on stage every night and play the bassline to a song that’s about him and him…

theresacorpseinthisbed : how does mikey get on stage every night and play the bassline to a song that’s about him and him only. that’s FOR him. how does he do it without sobbing and breaking down every time because i can’t

do all concerts have this much Lore,,

no there’s something seriously wrong with them

for those of us who have no idea what’s going on, could you explain the…plot? tour theme? method acting? of whatever MCR is doing right now?

Okay so MCR's third album is called the Black Parade and is a concept album about a band (the black parade, played by My Chemical Romance) depicting the life of a cancer patient who's having his deathbed flashback. They toured as their alter egos and then killed the Black Parade in Mexico City in 2008 and released a live album about it (normal, David Bowie did the same thing with Ziggy Stardust).…

i will say hearing disenchanted live has shot it up the list of favorite black parade songs. not all…

i will say hearing disenchanted live has shot it up the list of favorite black parade songs. not all the way up, the end + dead (frequently bought together, do not separate) and famous last words are still tied for 1 & 2, but disenchanted has landed a solid third solely because I heard "it was the roar of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing" live and went "HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR"

Why is it always “detransitioning” and not “third transition” life can be its own samsara

andreablog2 : Why is it always “detransitioning” and not “third transition” life can be its own samsara

TAEYEON INVU, 2022.

taeyoen : T A E Y E O N INVU, 2022.

MCR raises interesting new questions like “can a concert have cinematography?” and “should I tag…

scary-ivy : MCR raises interesting new questions like "can a concert have cinematography?" and "should I tag this concert footage #cw gore?"

x

rageisinourveins : x

a silly half-animated thing about edgeworth getting gifts

elenels-draws : a silly half-animated thing about edgeworth getting gifts (was supposed to be for valentine's day don't mind me being late as always)