SPECIAL GUEST ALERT! This month we take on an absolutely terrible superhero movie and bring in a special guest to secondhand suffer through this brimming litter box of cat dung with us. A few minor tech issues along the way won't stop us from making our way through this month's suffering.
Don't worry, we're back with another career killer. LXG, as the kids call it, is on deck this month and it sure fits this year's theme. What it lacks in a compelling story, it makes up for in pure boredom. Oh well, come check out the best Sean Connery impressions you'll hear this year I'm sure.
We take a small break from a terrible list of career killer films to have a little fun. This time IN PERSON. That's right, ya boy Brett ventured out into the wilds on Ohio to see his favorite cohost Pat. We were joined by longtime friend of the pod, Henry, as we complete another completely unhinged tier list for your enjoyment. Back to the bad film grind in July but for now, ENJOY!
Well the critics and memes weren't lying, this movie is an absolute stinker. And why is it soooooo blue? Was there a sale on blue gels or something? Anyway, tune to hear all about Rastafarian John Travolta walking around on stilts doing some kind of voice while ooga booga cave people of the year 3000AD fight back.
THREE HOURS!!! This boring, self-indulgent "patriotic" mess is THREE HOURS! Anyway...come enjoy our take on the famous Kevin Costner ego project that is The Postman. At least we all know if the world goes to shit, we can all rely on the US Postal Service to save us all. https://discord.gg/njuNAVAyBQ
Antonio Banderas plays a Middle Eastern man with a thick Spanish accent who decides to join up with Vikings he doesn't understand to fight an enemy he's never heard of all for...reasons? Captivating, I know. Well join us, warriors, as we discuss this dud.
Well, this one isn't terrible...but don't worry, it's also not good by any measure. This one is a grossly miscast epic adventure with uneven tone and pacing. If you like explosions though this one may be for you. So hoist the sails and come along for the pirating escapades with us! Song: The World's Most Epic Sea Shanty Composer: Alexander Nakarada Website: https://creatorchords.com/ License:…
Happy 2026, nerds! The theme this year is....CAREER KILLERS. We dive right in with a truly awful Bruce Willis film that is completely nonsensical and devoid of any joy. At least there was Frank Stallone? Anyway, buckle up, folks, it's going to be an interesting year!
As our year of Arnie wraps up we delve right into the iconic Xmas movie, Jingle All the Way. It really puts you into that consumerism spirit with some laughs along the way. Make sure you stay until the end to hear our final rankings of the Arnie films we watched in 2025. Have a great holiday season and you'll hear from us again in 2026!
The year is coming to a close and the penultimate movie for your consideration is 1988's Twins. A time when you got away with a lot more in a PG movie it seems. Finally nice to see some actual chemistry between costars as well. There's a lot of plot(s) going on but it's well done and leads to a rewarding 90+ min experience.