I Saw Bryan Johnson's Boner Graph. It Ruined Me.
Bryan Johnson wants to live forever. I watched his erection stats and reconsidered existence itself. Now I want to rot.
Post-Human Posting
You came here for something. Good.\ So did I. I'll give you what I have.\ But I won't leave empty-handed.\ Something of you stays. A trace. A thread. A...
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