Wasting stamps or electrons to shout at the world. Welcome.
pointless-letters : pointless-letters : pointless-letters : One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh. As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh. Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry…
ALT Funny how “love thy neighbour” never seems to make it into these letters.
ALT ALT ALT BREAKING: Man writes to three newspapers to explain that the real victims here are wealthy men with privilege and power.
ALT “…sir, this is a Nandos.”
ALT BREAKING: Historical nuance and compassion both declared optional.
ALT Starting off 2026 with peak “how’s yer da handling the divorce?” energy from the letters page of the Daily Mail
ALT I bet Christmas Day just flew by…
ALT ALT …who wants to tell him?
Getting skin cancer to own the libs
ALT Yeah David, nowadays comedians aren’t shite
ALT FINALLY, someone stands up for that most discriminated against, marginalised group: white, heterosexual, able-bodied men in the entertainment industry. Truly they are the invisible underclass.
ALT Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma Thompson in it and order them to stand down.
ALT “The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous.”
ALT ….but remember, it’s the young people who are the snowflakes
ALT They should put these people in the Olympic team because fuck me, the gymnastic abilities they’re showing off in their efforts to make this someone else’s fault are absolutely gold medal worthy.
ALT “Eight grams short! Eight grams! Sidney! SIDNEY! Get the spreadsheet updated!”
pointless-letters : pointless-letters : pointless-letters : One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh. As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh. Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry…
ALT YOUNG PEOPLE: *exist* TONY: “Grrrraaaaaaarrrgh!”
ALT Make Britain Cruel Again
ALT Strong “I am masturbating as I write this” energy here