The Average Dong Anomaly

Hello!

It’s our final story of the year, a very silly and strange one.

A man walks into an airport body scanner, and with eerie consistency, the machine flags the exact same part of his body. What could be going on? Search Engine investigates a Bermuda Triangle.

Please share in the comments below any light-up anomalies you’ve experienced at the TSA! Our inbox has been filling with such stories already.

I mentioned this on-air, but we are running a very brief holiday sale (twenty percent off!) on Incognito Mode memberships. Bonus episodes, merch discounts, no ads, and more! Buy it for yourself or buy it as a gift, or … buy it as a gift for yourself. I don’t make the rules.

I may (may!) have one more email in your inbox before the year’s over. But in case not — thank you so much for hanging with us in 2025. And we’ll see you very soon with new stories.

Yours on the internet,

PJ