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Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday. A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!

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Gee, Your Hair Smells Like The '70s

I guess you had to be there. And by there we mean the 1970s. Smells and textures that you just can't understand if you were born after 1980. And if you're old like us, enjoy this very weird walk down memory lane! Peeves: People who park on the street and post bullshit comments! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) POLITICAL AND PETTY DESIGNS ON…

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Hubba Hubba!

Heat, bugs, and peeling skin... it must be summer! Pitney remembers Spike-sitting. Amelia ponders making money off her feet. A discussion about eggs veers into memories from Guatemala and a slur in Spanish. Such fun! Peeves: Misuse of words like "genre" and "aesthetic" and phrases like "real food." Promos: 3 Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls 2 Skeptical Chaps…

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ADH-Whee!

Take a trip through our ADHD brains! How it feels to be on constant "side quests," and how to make life work for the brain you have. Then, since we have no need to keep to a topic this week, we were free to take the winding road from managing the excess flesh after weight loss, and the joys of Velveeta and cruciferous greens. Peeves: That big romance trope & those nonsensical suffixes. PRIDE,…

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The Year of Personal Power (all in one spot!)

Do you miss the coven meetings? Do you want to share them with friends but it's hard because they're scattered across a year's worth of podcast episodes and blog entries? Well, aren't you in luck! Even though a lot of the meetings referenced things that were current at the time, the wheel is the wheel and it keeps turning year after year. Choose the meeting and blog entry closest to the current…

Outrage Us!

When things that used to be important in your daily life just aren't happening any more and you hadn't even noticed. Like music, movies, TV, and routine stuff. Tangents about work schedules, Secretariat, the SF Giants Pride fiasco, Pitney's mom loves her Big Gay Son, Aunt Sis's ring, giant zucchinis & roadside artichokes. Peeves: Rage bait and jumping to the recipe. (and a special "end credits…

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Disgusted & Thrilled

Happy Pride! Grab a brick! This week we share with you the delightful story of a queer drag aerialist and vaudevillian from a century ago who lived and died in Round Rock, Texas, a lawsuit against an anime convention where guys got sick after drinking "foot juice," and an Am I The Asshole story about a singer at a gay wedding who was, according to her, just too good. Peeves: Heterosexuals and…

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No Flossing in Public!

No Texas Frightmare Weekend again this year, because reasons. We take as few moments to harken back to the beginning of the podcast, which was closely tied to TFW! Memories of retail customers of yore: The Snob of Ross Dress for Less. The Lying Returner of the Purple Pumps. Miss Wine of the Colorful Plumage. The Happy Family. Peeves: Screaming toddlers in Target, the lingering Goodwill stink, and…

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They Can't All Be ABBA

After a quick catching up (including dental work and horrible smells), Pitney and Amelia talk about the phenomenon of music acts being hugely successful around the world, especially in Europe, and yet they're unknown in the U.S., leading to a pledge to watch Eurovision this year. Amelia's peeved about the way poll results are described on TV. And finally, an "Am I the Asshole?" for the listeners…

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We'll be right back!

Life got in the way, as it does. So we weren't able to get a real episode out this week. Stay tuned. We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions?…

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Pickle Slut

An apology to those who googled "butter" and saw stuff. Pickles. Memories of Geocities. Catch phrases. Encores. And another long MCU-style post-credits scene. (Did you know we put those at the end of every episode? Just a little extra treat for those who stick it out!) Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ Doom Generation https://www.doomgenerationpod.com/ (Want to swap…

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