Not the mate's missus!!!

For the Bravo fans who just want to “eat shrimp and die alone,” this season of Summer House is absolutely filling the void the original VPR left (and the new VPR 🤮 continues to leave) behind. I prefer to hold these personality quizzes until the end of a season BUT holy Hamptons we have ourselves a Bravo emergency! 🚨🚨🚨

While I’m still working out my complicated feelings about the Amanda/West/Ciara/Kyle drama currently unfolding on the internet, I hope this Summer House personality quiz keeps your Bravo appetite satiated in the interim.

I don’t care if you’re reading this at 10a.m. on a Wednesday—grab a Loverboy and let’s send it.

👉🏼 If you’re new to Pitch, Please personality quizzes, this is an ongoing series wherein we proselytize the similarities between public relations strategies and personalities from the reality TV shows that live rent-free in our brains.

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Not only do you have to be extremely diplomatic and level-headed to handle a husband like Kyle, you also have to be a skilled communicator. Overseeing internal communications is a key component of corporate comms and, just like Mrs. Cooke, this part of the PR world can get a “NOT FUN” reputation.