Pissed Off Bartender Speed Runs The Week - August 21st

The Speed Run is here to sprint you through the week's dumbest headlines, and buckle up, because it's a lot.

There's a certain assistant named Natalie who's got the whole administration catching feelings. Our nepotism Napoleon throws an ally under the bus to impress his favorite dictator, takes a coloring-book approach to foreign policy, and fumbles a threat so badly someone had to step in and translate it. There's a new development on the family crypto front that cuts out a certain middleman entirely. A convicted election meddler somehow finds her way back toward a voting job. Trump uses the exact method he swears is rigging everything. And the FCC picks a fight it might regret over a few late-night jokes.

Plus the send-off you didn't know you needed, involving a certain billionaire, a patch of land near SpaceX, and a monument built purely to live in his head rent-free.

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