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John Dvorak has passed

John Dvorak has passed. I’m of mixed emotions. First off I’m more positive about his contribution to the overall technology journalism of the early PC days through the 90s, despite how many things he got wrong. He was a firebrand and commanded attention.

America's National Recording Registry Inducts Culturally Significant Artist -...

America's Library of Congress calls them "defining sounds of history and culture" and "audio treasures worthy of preservation for all time based on their cultural, historical or aesthetic importance in the nation’s recorded sound heritage." Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Weezer!

Thunder on The Frontage Road

The Crossroads are real and The Blues is a place; The enduring myth of Robert Johnson

California Glory Hole attracts huge crowds

A glory hole at Napa's Lake Berryessa is drawing huge crowds. According to Chris Lee, the general manager for the Solano County Water Agency, the glory hole hasn't been active since 2019, and only restarted operations on Feb 4.

Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl

Republican State Senator Justin Eichorn of Minnesota was arrested for soliciting a teen girl on Monday just hours after he introduced a bill proposing "Trump derangement syndrome" (TDS) as a form of mental illness.

Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die

The parents of a Texas girl who died from the measles are defending their decision not to vaccinate their daughter. "She says they would still say 'Don't do the shots,'" an unidentified translator for the parents said. "They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be."

Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff

"I'm mayor now" said write-in mayoral candidate and founder of Pirate’s Booty Snacks Robert Ehrlich after losing the election for Mayor of Sea Cliff, NY. Then he tried to take over the Village Hall and fire everyone.

Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots

Earlier this month Xitter experienced a massive outage. In an interview, Musk told Fox Business that he believes the attack came from "IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area."

The Future Ain't What It Used To Be

Ideas have taken horrifying shape and rooted into our modern reality.

The Once & Future King of Dust

Only The Onion could have acquired Infowarts.

Another Nobel Prize-Winning Author Describes Drunkenness

This book won a Pulitzer Prize. Here's its famous paragraph on getting drunk...

Why I'm pretty sure JD Vance had sex with a couch

True or false? The answers await us in that magical land where all truths are revealed -- the internet.

Ass play stops heart attacks

In 2010 Dr. Cheng-Huai Ruan discovered a way to cause a patient with an abnormal heartbeat to get back into a normal rhythm by sticking a finger up the patient's ass.

Dr. Johnny Fever's last set

WKRP in Cincinnati aired from 1978 through 1982. Howard Hesseman played Dr. Johnny Fever, a DJ from Los Angeles who was fired from his previous job for saying the word "booger" on the air. In the show Hesseman would do some dialogue, introduce a song, and start the song. You'd hear a few notes, but never the whole song.

SF Hippies Can't Get Their Act Together

The annual 420 Hippie Hill event in Golden Gate Park, where large crowds of hippies, wannabe hippies, and hippie poseurs drape themselves in tie dye t-shirts and gather on a hill on 4/20 to smoke weed, was cancelled this year because the organizers couldn't get their act together.