strivia : strivia : Maybe it’s just the angst gremlin in me, but I think the Project Hail Mary fandom should have more fics where Grace gets mercury poisoning. (This is especially Grace/Rocky related, cause I’ve seen multiple fics where Rocky’s sexual excretions are mercury, albeit more diluted than his mercury blood.) But yeah, whether injury related or sexytimes related, I…
Battle Cries (25173 words) by kathkin Chapters: 3/8 Fandom: The Witcher (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Geralt z Rivii & Jaskier | Dandelion & Yennefer z Vengerbergu, Jaskier | Dandelion & Yennefer z…
penny-anna : insp. Every time I see this I’m irritated that the way the speech bubble is oriented makes it look like the lamp is talking and Bialystock is incredulous at the magical talking laml
crittaslink : day 1 of job: I will sit politely and do all my work so so fast and stop only when my break is granted day 200 of job: well looks like it’s time again to take a pee for fifteeeeen minutes.
thegunfighters : my big finish spin-off ideas - the further adventures of morton dill - sergeant benton’s day off (four hours of nothing but benton playing ping pong and watching fawlty towers) - keeping up with the peladonians - the seventh doctor’s complete one-man slapstick routine (featuring the doctor slipping on banana peels, getting hit in the face with rakes, etc.) - chris cwej…
thegunfighters : thinking about ian/steven again. steven strikes me as a guy with major league daddy issues and a kink for authority figures so i think he’d probably like that ian’s a teacher and also around fifteen years his senior. and ian has the world’s biggest savior complex so i think he’d be really into steven’s whole wounded bird vibe
penny-anna : being driven to fucking distraction by my office chair i DON’T really want advice on this situation. or like in truth i would love some advice on this situation but in practice i don’t want advice from anyone who isn’t either a back pain expert or a chair expert bcos whatever is going on here is genuinely insane and the normal advice that laypeople has simply…
sawed-on-shotgun : sawed-on-shotgun : sawed-on-shotgun : I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I’m not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can’t say anything because…
penny-anna : not a lot of people know this but the asterisk * is actually a stylised anus so when you use asterisks to censor a word you are really just replacing it with a bunch of buttholes #tumblr posts from kurt vonnegut that’s a very dangerous tag to add given that there’s already an instance of a popular tumblr post being mistakenly attributed to kurt vonnegut
penny-anna : anyway at the hygienist today she was like ‘make sure you finish the whole course of antibiotics’ and im like yep 👍and then later on after she’d cleaned up the infection she’s like 'with that and the antibiotics it should feel much better now’ and I (not wanting her to worry that im in a lot of pain) am like oh the antibiotics already stopped the pain!…
anyway at the hygienist today she was like ‘make sure you finish the whole course of antibiotics’ and im like yep 👍and then later on after she’d cleaned up the infection she’s like 'with that and the antibiotics it should feel much better now’ and I (not wanting her to worry that im in a lot of pain) am like oh the antibiotics already stopped the pain! and…
wizardarchetypes : cooking a zuccini in an oven right now and i was sitting here lazily reading a post when i heard a loud noise from the oven and as a genuine reaction and for no one at all bc i’m here alone i lept to my feet and exclaimed “What this?! What’s befallen my zuccini??”
penny-anna : my personal looms stance is that time lords DO NOT get loomed as adults but also they DO NOT have babies. they uninstalled the ‘baby’ stage. @biologicalfandomhippo Honestly “guy who is born fully grown and intelligent, just not knowing things” is an underrated character type. Popped into existence 6 months ago and has been winging it ever since the first dr who…
penny-anna : penny-anna : penny-anna : my personal looms stance is that time lords DO NOT get loomed as adults but also they DO NOT have babies. they uninstalled the ‘baby’ stage. early incarnations of the Doctor extremely weirded out by babies. they are so gross and fluid-y. they can’t talk?? if you leave them alone they just die or something. absurd developmental stage. why…
penny-anna : penny-anna : it’s not impossible that the tardis simply doesn’t have bathrooms and you have to wait until it lands. we’ve seen no evidence on screen to contradict this. this isn’t a problem for time lords bcos they can hold it for a really long time sometimes Dr Who is doing extended TARDIS maintenance and their human companions have to be like please please…
penny-anna : it’s not impossible that the tardis simply doesn’t have bathrooms and you have to wait until it lands. we’ve seen no evidence on screen to contradict this. this isn’t a problem for time lords bcos they can hold it for a really long time
it’s not impossible that the tardis simply doesn’t have bathrooms and you have to wait until it lands. we’ve seen no evidence on screen to contradict this.