Me, the Book

I’m thrilled to finally announce that my first cartoon collection, “I Am Going to Eat You… And Other Awkward Truths,” is now available for pre-order!

Twenty-one years in the making, this book contains over two hundred museum-quality cartoons. It features my funniest work from The New Yorker, alongside at least fifty of my best previously unpublished cartoons. I’d show you those now to prove their museum quality, but then they’d be published, and we can’t have that. Let’s just say they’re significantly better than the ones below, which didn’t even make the cut.

My magnificent publisher, Union Square, has crafted a beautiful, 224-page hardcover masterpiece that will be the pride of your bookshelf and envy of your utility shelves.

How can I guarantee “museum quality”? Because in January 2027, this book becomes a major solo exhibition at the Museum of Wisconsin Art. That’s right, these cartoons are so good, a major institution believes they can lure people to Wisconsin in January.

In all seriousness, I truly love this book. It’s a joy to see these cartoons—particularly the ones never before published—finally find a home in a physical edition. I’m glad they’re getting a proper debut in print instead of being dumped onto social media. (No offense, Substack.)

I spent much of last year mining my archives for the very best unpublished work to include in the book. Here are two wordless wonders—both featuring medical stretchers—that didn’t make the cut.

First up: Code of the West.

And the challenger: Shell Game.

Now, onto our Main Event: The April Tournament of Champions! We’re down to the best of the best.

In the first corner, we have: VR Driver.

And the challenger: Dock ID.

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