My Mediocrity Has Been Automated
The Pride 
 I’ve always taken pride in being mediocre at everything I do. For some people this may sound strange, or even sad - but not to me. For me it’s simple: I hate being the worst at something, and I can’t stand the idea of being the best at something either. While almost everyone resonates with the first part, the second part raises a few eyebrows. 
 But why? Why…