Random musings by Michael Woyton
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By Michael Woyton Welcome to the United Casino States of America. Famously, the convicted felon currently napping in the Oval Office bankrupted several Atlantic City casinos over his storied career. And it looks as if he’s on his way to do the same thing to the United States. FREE: Subscribe to On Second Thought now: Continue reading "Is Felon on Track to Bankrupt America?"
By Michael Woyton No amount of testosterone testing will help with morale problems. This story is just horrific that it’s happening to people who want to serve our country. READ: Multiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families say. Shame on Secretary of War Crimes Pete Kegsbreath for letting Continue reading "U.S. Sailors Try to Jump Overboard;…
By Michael Woyton So the president, at the urging of his health secretary, wants to kill children or at least make them sick. Oh, sorry I misspoke. I meant to say that the president and his health secretary are saying that American children should receive fewer vaccinations than are currently recommended by the CDC. FREE: Continue reading "Felon, Not-Scientist HHS Secretary Don’t Have Children’s…
By Michael Woyton Someone in charge of setting policy for the health of Americans does not engender confidence by repeatedly using air quotes every time he says the word “experts.” That was part of the performance Health and Human Services Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gave Sunday on CNN’s State of the Union. Dana Bash’s Continue reading "Felon Sure Knows How to Pick ‘Best Qualified’ — Not"
By Michael Woyton Lots of stuff, supposedly from president donald j. felon*, gets reposted on social media. Too much of it is fake, so it is always wise to check for oneself before clicking the share button and adding to the fakeness. But when I saw a few posts from overnight, I had to put Continue reading "Felon Goes on Bizarre AI Posting Spree. Hello, 25th Amendment?"
By Michael Woyton Say you were a Democratic governor of a solid red state and one of your United States senators, a Republican, had been MIA for more than a month and wouldn’t respond to a query about his health. I think that governor should ask, “WWMD?” Yes, what would Mitch do? FREE: Subscribe to Continue reading "Beshear Must Find Out Whether McConnell Is Still Senator"
By Michael Woyton Whether it’s a required appearance before Congress or a necessary step in the advise and consent process, there is usually a combination of frustration and amusement hearing how those who live to serve the grifter-in-chief will perform when they know that the White House’s television machines are tuned in to their testimony. Continue reading "Congress to Felon’s Sycophants:…
By Michael Woyton I’m not going to watch the speech from the Oval Office tomorrow night and I recommend you don’t either. By not watching in large enough numbers, we can show president donald j. felon* that he doesn’t have anything to say to us any more. After all, dollars to donuts, when he opens Continue reading "Felon to Lie to American Public Thursday in Primetime"
By Michael Woyton Sen. Lindsey Graham is dead. As fictional President Jed Bartlett would say, “What’s next?” Or maybe that should be “Who’s next?” I know my money wasn’t on Graham shuffling off his mortal coil before a couple of other politicians, [cough, cough] Sen. McTurtle and the mango mussolini. FREE: Subscribe to On Second Continue reading "Felon Has 1 Less Sycophant with Graham’s Death"
By Michael Woyton As the current occupant of the Oval Office tools around in his gifted 747 that we paid to refurbish, he must be celebrating all the money he’s making when he’s not pretending to be leader of the free world. During the first year of president donald j. felon’s* second term in the Continue reading "Felon Again Defames Sex Abuse Survivor, Reneges on Promise to Pay"
