Will

If I die, I wish for the following, ordered from most important to least:

1. Donate all my usable organs to medical and/or scientific causes, except when such endeavor would benefit:
   • the police, the military, and other state-sanctioned crime groups;
   • the billionaire class and their cronies.
2. Dispose my body to the sea. Wrap my body in preferably biodegradable material, attach some weights, and let it go to sink to the waters. This would be my final amendment with the sea, no longer burdened with fear of drowning. Let my epitaph be simple and hopefully witty still: “Pa-deep”
3. If the above is not feasible for some reason, dispose of my body with as little cost, as little carbon footprint, and as little effort as possible.
4. During my wake, play muzak. Sing songs of celebration and/or of mourning. If it’s possible, you can even have an open mic event where people can play songs and/or read poetry.
5. Unless you absolutely believe it would help to dismantle the Empire in any way, please do not take video/s of my wake and then publicize it. It is sad that I must explicitly say this, but I have seen people “document” their grief this way. I just believe vlogging about it is in my opinion unnecessary.

Hopefully, before I die, I would have you read these things first, so we would agree on how doable any of the points listed here.

DNR

If I am no longer able to communicate with the world in a meaningful way, that means I am either no longer alive or no longer wish to be.

If possible, I don’t want my last moments be in a hospital, raking in unwanted fees that might leave my loved ones to debt.

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