You would think at some point she might just start taking baths. It's been 10 years since the original and it still kind of looks like a cookie. If you like Octopuns, give me a follow on your social media of choice (I'm on most of them!) or follow me (for free!) on Patreon! The only thing keeping me alive is your sweet, sweet views. New comics posted Monday (maybe not?) Old comics posted Friday…
If you're annoyed that the cyclist's bruise keeps switching sides - don't even think about the layout of the final panel. Also, this comic is a prequel to another comic for no other reason than I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. If you like Octopuns, give me a follow on your social media of choice (I'm on most of them!) or follow me (for free!) on Patreon! The only thing keeping me alive is your sweet, sweet…
I have to constantly remind angry people on social media that the fact they are octopi is always irrelevant to the joke but now it turns out that sometimes it KINDA matters. Sorry! Also I added way too much squid bloom so now it looks like a ghost which is a nice accidental reference to my original comic. If you like Octopuns, give me a follow on your social media of choice (I'm on most of them!)…
I wholeheartedly deny that this comic is a reference to anything. It is simply a comic about the dangers of being racist. If you like Octopuns, give me a follow on your social media of choice (I'm on most of them!) or follow me (for free!) on Patreon! The only thing keeping me alive is your sweet, sweet views. New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
Limited edition Octopuns™ action figures coming to a store near you. (This is the first canonical proof that Octopuns™ exists in the Octopuns™ universe. Octopuns™ will never be the same again.) View the original comic here . If you like Octopuns, give me a follow on your social media of choice (I'm on most of them!) or follow me (for free!) on Patreon! The only thing keeping me alive is your…
You would think they'd know better than to leave him unattended given the confession. You'd also think that I would know better than to attempt a pun where the punchline is nearly impossible to convey in this art style. If you like Octopuns, give me a follow on your social media of choice (I'm on most of them!) or follow me (for free!) on Patreon! The only thing keeping me alive is your sweet,…
I said it a decade ago and I'll say it again. The resistance "may" have failed because the potatoes were baked but THAT. IS. NOT. THE. JOKE. Screw you from past me and screw you from current me. If you like Octopuns, give me a follow on your social media of choice (I'm on most of them!) or follow me (for free!) on Patreon! The only thing keeping me alive is your sweet, sweet views. New comics…
This is clear and unfair preferential treatment to number ones. Is there a word for number racism? Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
I really, really didn't want to remake this one but here we go. Sorry about the delay. Please enjoy the much better original comic. Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted one day. Old comics posted one day.
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I made this joke more complicated than the original because 10 years ago someone told me that Simpsons did this joke before me and I think about that every day. Bet Simpsons didn't do this ! Also, who knew that the funnest way to draw insects was to just make them hairy? I've now drawn hairy flies and a hairy bee. No insect is safe! Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic…
I'll be honest. I've had this comic done since the end of March - but I thought it was sooooo bad, that it made me rethink Octopuns completely. That was until I realised that Octopuns was always bad - and you're the sickos for liking it. Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
Original comic here . This one has been updated to make it more depressing. Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
This is the sequel to "Class Rules" - and they are both prequels to "Classroom" Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
(Original Comic) My golly god. Don't ever make me draw cars again. Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
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(Original Comic) I don't think Octopuns was ever for children. I was tricked. Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
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Original comic Thanks for not leaving me. Should be back to your regularly scheduled Octopuns now. Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted Friday (possibly?)
Announcement: Octopuns will be on a brief one TWO FOUR??! week hiatus because I'm a bad terrible person. I'll post a remade comic on Friday. This is episode two in my series of "comics that are about a man cheating on his wife with the punchline". Here's part one: Husband Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday (maybe?) Old comics posted…
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This is episode two in my series of "comics that are about a common saying and then the punchline is an object in a coffin". Here's part one: Lunch Time Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday Old comics posted Friday Subscribe to (or follow!) my Patreon if you want to support or discourage the creation of Octopuns.
In an absolutely unprecedented move, I have changed the name and species featured in this comic. Original here . Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday Old comics posted Friday Subscribe to (or follow!) my Patreon if you want to support or discourage the creation of Octopuns.
It's real good to be back - but uhhh, this is very, very dark for an Octopuns comics. Sorry kiddos. A sign of things to come in 2024? We'll see. Follow me on Twitter (X) or Tumblr or Bluesky for easier comic updates! New comics posted Monday Old comics posted Friday Subscribe to (or follow!) my Patreon if you want to support or discourage the creation of Octopuns.
ANNOUNCEMENT (01/01/2024): Happy New Year! Octopuns is on a brief hiatus over the holiday period but I’m definitely not gone! I’ll be back next Monday (the 8th) and will likely be posting in the evening (AEST) instead of the morning. Apologies to my one fan for the delay. Original Comic The hamster looks more and more like a hamster each frame. I'm getting better! Follow me on Twitter (X) or…