A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature, debate things and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.
We learn: Mr. St. John has WANTS We get caught in a rain storm Jane is still worked into a lather over her old turd Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar:…
We learn: On the run with the Beverly Hillbillies car Jane finally finds people don’t want something from her We outrun the cops! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar:…
We learn: We Steal the car from the “Beverly Hillbillies” The people helping Jane keep calling her ugly WE STOLE THE CAR FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa? ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to…
We learn: Jane hits the road I pick up a hitch hiker We ditch the hitch hiker and I study up on the history of this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar:…
We learn: This is the longest chapter on earth. I had to break it into two parts Rochester spends the whole chapter recapping what we already know from his point of view- like We’re living out of a car for a while Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read…
We learn: I found a void room. It was fine. Jane gets married, but finds out the weirdo in the house is her husbands wife I think I can take a crap in the void and it’s going to work out fine for me Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\ next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown…
We learn: We go to the attic for privacy from the perverts that own this mansion Jane thinks she sees a vampire The attic is full of ghosts who love shitty bands Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\ next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by…
We learn: I’ve discovered a place to hide in this mansion- but it’s creepy Jane is negging Rochester, and its working There were a few questionable words used in this book, some of them REALLY questionable Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\ next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for…
We learn: RoCheSteR is still a manipulative jerk. He’s not even hot enough to make it worth it my “relatives” have finally left the house, but they drugged my food RoCheSteR finally proposes after playing games with the other woman in his life Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\ next=t Listen anywhere:…
We learn: Jane is fed up with her old people I got a letter from relatives saying I can live in their mansion my relatives are perverts Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\ next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar:…