Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, spin-offs, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.
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Kids, don't try this at home. Or do! Today Riley's teaching Tanner and Lindsay all about backyard wrestling, the drama that spins out of that, and how it's pretty similar to the noble intrigue of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. We're talking baptism matches, we're stealing a horse that's a car, we're burning someone's house down as a bit but for real. Riley can be found on bsky…
When it comes to sequels, Brad Bird chose poorly. Theo's brought a full vision of a better Incredibles sequel for this episode, and while we start changing it up pretty quickly, it sparks a lot of fun things for us to talk about - the inevitability of a political message being misconstrued, how to dodge the objectivist elephant, and disney's first poly relationship. Theo can be found on bsky…
Welcome to a new podcast about the Dark Universe - for this week, at least. Our friend Sky makes his inaugural appearance to reboot Universals repeatedly failed attempt at cinematic worldbuilding by going back to where it all should've began - 1999's The Mummy. Can Rick, Evy, and Jonathan fight a Wolf Man? Discover a Gill Man? And save London from the machinations of the sinister Dr. Acula? Sky…
Tanner's never seen Nausicaä, this is the opposite of Boss Baby. But we are discussing a story about a young girl living in nature, on good terms with a post-apocalyptic arthropod! So let's turn this short-lived manga into an anime while discussing raccoon domestication, exploding a secret start-up, and giving people names. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and…
Discussion of suicide from 33:40 - 34:35. Lindsay has been challenged to take a fascinating, albeit dark, movie from 1972 - not 2011, we don't care about Jason Statham playing Jason Statham. No, the man of the day is Charles Bronson, and we're gonna let him engage in full-blown toxic yaoi with his twunky menty. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner…
Is Ghost too good to reboot? Can anyone fill Swayze's shoes? Can the story be expanded on without getting too lost in the potential worldbuilding? You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com . You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her…
Guys, we gotta stop putting politics in spy thrillers. Or take them out. Either way, Tanner's getting really baffled at how no one's doing background checks. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com . You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew,…
Practical Magic is an amazing movie with only a few things that bug Tanner, but there's a sequel coming out this year and they thinks that's a TERRIBLE IDEA! So they're getting ahead of things by starting from scratch, taking the original movie and turning it into a miniseries instead. With Lindsay they'll discuss the morality of love spells, curses that can be tracked through the town archives,…
May the 4th be with you! We've completely rebuilt Rise of Skywalker from the ground up, including the name! It's Rise of the Taral now! Did you know the Sith have a language? Anyway, we're done with Star Wars now, until we decide to make an animated series to fill the time skip. All these new characters are gonna pay HUGE dividends. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay…
Remember that middle-grade story from 2005 about some teens descended from figures of Greek Mythology who had to team up to fight Cronus and other Greek monsters? Well there were two, and Canada's Class of the Titans got it's lunch absolutely eaten by Percy. Lindsay's not surprised - it's severely lacking in ongoing plots or more than one villain or any kind of party balance - but she's confident…
There's no peace among the stars, but you know what there is? A lot of lore! That doesn't matter, except it kinda does? Fabby's here to teach us all about Warhammer 40k, the Imperium, Chaos, Femboiz, Puppy Girls - the works. And along the way we manage to make a mechsploitation roadtrip series! Fabby can be found on bsky @fabbybear.itch.io! You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay…
