Not Aspirational is the weekly podcast where your favorite mess of a multi-hyphenate and the internet's Hot Girl Anthropologist, Hannah Aaron Brown, tells it like it is - unapologetically. Get ready for her takes on everything from pop culture to personal growth to fashion, all delivered with her unfiltered, unhinged comedic flair. Time to get cozy, reclaim our flaws, laugh at the chaos, and embrace the messy journey to our most authentic selves, because let's face it: being aspirational is way…
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This week, Hannah is fighting the LA heatwave and coping with Dolly Parton-induced grief the only way she knows how: talking sh*t. She marvels at a recent encounter with a shockingly unfriendly Trader Joe's employee, dishes on Belmont Cameli's new Starbucks commercial, delivers shockingly wise tips on how to nail a networking event, and introduces the easy at-home self-care hack you never knew you…
Hannah is back, solo and unfiltered as ever! This week, she shares behind-the-scenes scoop from the FYC Summer House Panel (and it's juicy), weighs in on Bethenny Frankel's cheug-tastic Supermodel Cafe, and makes a completely unapologetic case for why Jon Bernthal taboo romance edits are the fantasy she never knew she needed. Grab your emotional support beverage, get cozy, and prepare to feel…
This week, Hannah is solo and (a shock to no one), revealing far too much. From her unbridled lust for Joe Jonas in a cowboy hat to a humiliating tale from childhood, not to mention her continued annoyance with Taylor Swift, Hannah is coming in overheated and chaotic as ever. Come for the embarrassing stories, stay for the lols. Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram,…
This week, Hannah is joined by friend of the pod Troy McEady for a good ole' fashioned pop culture trauma dump! They dive into the nichest corners of Troy's TikTok algorithm, celebrate hot girl icon Gina Gershon, and bond over their mutual obsession (pun very much intended) with the horror film renaissance taking Hollywood by storm. They also share their unfiltered thoughts on the Hulu house of…
Mercury in retrograde is OVER and Hannah is coming at you older, hotter, and wiser than ever! She recaps her epically unhinged birthday weekend (including the surprisingly niche movie that came to mind in a champagne-induced haze), therapizes herself (and hopefully listeners!) with fresh insights from friend of the pod Dr. JD Barton and the ever present Dr. Dr., tells the riveting tale of the time…
HAPPY LEO SZN, HOT GIRLS! Hannah's birthday is around the corner and she's taking the opportunity to reflect on everything she's learned up until now (heavy on the people pleasing recovery). She shares her birthday plans, her hard-earned glow-up tips, the secret to becoming the happiest version of yourself, and naturally doesn't miss the opportunity to compare Matty Healy and Taylor Swift's…
Hannah has returned from her travels as a husk of her former self, and lucky for you, she doesn't have the energy to hold back. She shares her unfiltered takes on Taylor Swift's wedding, defends Hilary Duff's new Bath & Body Works ad, and delivers a brand new hot girl mindset shift courtesy of Dr. Dr. that might just change your life. Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy you therapy, and…
This week, Hannah is answering all your burning questions, and she's not holding back (I mean, duh). She shares her favorite hot girl summer recipes, gives a pep talk for anyone navigating the job market, and dives into how she finds the motivation to stay on her wellness BS when she'd rather couch rot and watch 12 consecutive hours of Love Island. ENJOY! Low Cal Frozen Smores Recipe Shop Hannah's…
Mercury is officially in retrograde, Hannah is more unhinged than ever and tbh, it shows! This week, she recaps the explosively chaotic last few episodes of Love Island, shares highlights from her recent Palm Springs trip including the hotel pool of her dreams, and spirals into a full-blown Fourth of July outfit crisis while (a shock to no one) oversharing every step of the way. Grab your…
It's Vodka Cran Summer baby — sexy, chaotic, and Gabrielle Solis coded! This week, Hannah recounts her recent hungover (and wildly unhinged) trip to the farmer's market, shouts out her favorite celebrity couples of the moment, shares her number one hot girl scent of the summer, and makes a totally unsurprising pod announcement that you probably absolutely saw coming. Put on your weighted vest, cue…
Hannah is back and hanging by a thread to wrap up Summer House Season 10 and naturally, she has feelings. This week, she unpacks her annual summer meltdown, shares her hot girl guide to making the most of your summer (triggering season or not!), and introduces her newest completely irrational phobia: Amphiumas. Grab your emotional support sunscreen, crack a Loverboy, and settle in. We're closing…
