Test Test... This Thing still work?
Just a quick post to see if this blog actually still works. I was going to pop up some new comics.
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Otter Pop Drama
This summer I was enjoying some Otter Pops and something on the box struck me. There appeared to be some romance going down between Kook and Louie. Sir Isaac Lime seemed a little sneaky with his spyglass. Here is what I think was going on. Be sure to play the song below as you scroll! Mozart - Mozart: Requiem: Lacrimosa Powered by mp3skull.com
Coprophagia
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Lonely Octopus
I figured I'd start throwing some of my doodle drawings up here every now and then. I tried to paint this with actual watercolors many months back and that ended... poorly. A few days ago, I played some N64 Mario Kart at work with some colleagues, which reminded me of this Lonely Octopus drawing idea and I thought I'd finish it up in Photoshop. -ml
Red Ninja Brand Climbing Claws
They finally came! Hmmm... They are a lot bigger than I thought they would be. Oh well! Tree, get ready to be climbed... Ninja style!!!! The casts can come off in a few months. Try not to get them wet. Thank you Doctor. You're welcome. -end Again, sorry about the huge gap in updates to this blog. My work schedule got insane for a few months. All better now.
Advanced Cat Training For Lonely Women
Form man! Okay, now speak. Merrowww Meow hello Meredith meowww! Meow I rearranged your CD collection meow. Meow no no no. Let me show you the CORRECT way to fold a fitted sheet meow. Meow you have to stop all this frivolous spending Meredith and pay down your credit cards meow meow! UN-FORM MAN!!!! -end
Carl Sagan and his Fully Armed Spaceship of the Imagination
Admiral Leo. An unidentified spacecraft is closing in on us. On screen Commander Capricorn. Magnify. OH NO!!! It's Carl Sagan and his Spaceship of the Imagination!!!! Astrology... Your future looks............. Gloomy. Quickly Major Pisces! Fire the Homeopathic Medicine Ray!!! Direct hit Sir! Admiral! The Homeopathic Medicine Ray is having absolutely NO measurable effect! Hmmmmm.... 'CLICK'…
Apricot the Fluppit with BIID. (Body integrity identity disorder)
Apricot, would you please pass me the salt? Sure Mom. DAMMIT!!! Stupid black rod!!! APRICOT!!! NO DAD! I’m SICK of this black rod on my hand. Why do we have them?! What’s the point!?!?! We are Fluppits Apricot! It’s not our place to question the rods. Well I’m sorry. I won’t feel complete until it’s gone. I’ve made up my mind. I’m getting it removed. Don’t try to talk me out of it. Apricot, would…
The Micro Gallery
Here is a small piece I did for the upcoming Micro Gallery show . I noticed that the kanji for "Ninja" sort of looked like a ninja from the side , so I whipped up this little drawing. I know I probably made some mistakes on the Japanese writing, but who cares. Close enough. If you would like to check out the show here is some information I do have some comics on the way. Hopefully I can…
The worst day ever.
I have to let you go Scampers. Pa thinks you're too wild and dangerous... He doesn't understand. You were just barking at that mean ol' grizzly bear. I love you Scampers. I'll never forget you. Goodbye... No Scampers! No! Don't follow me! Stay! You can't come back! Dangit Scampers! Get outta here! Run away! Go on!!! Git! Please go Scampers! Please understand! You have to leave!…
Netflixs
AAARGGHH!! I'M SO BORED! Wait a sec! I think that movie I love starts streaming today on Netflix! Yep! Here it is! Awesome! Hey Honey! What's the password for our Netflix account? The password is the date of our wedding anniversary. I... -end
Clip Art
I ALWAYS LOSE MY BREAD BAG CLIP! When I fail to find it I am forced to do the bread bag spin and fold/tuck of shame.
Time Travel Part 2. The year 1627. Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky
Time Travel Part 1 can be found here . Time Travel Part 3 is here . Wah Wah Wah AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARARGHGH!!! ARRGGHGHGH!!!!!!! Wha?!?! WHEN AM I?!?! WHERE AM I?!?!?! Well, at least I'm safe and the fire is ou- MMMMMPPPHHHFFF!!!!!!!!!!!! ARARGHGH!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFFA MEE!!! ARRGHHH!! GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF!! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!??! Wha Wha Wha Boink -end
Public Library Ninja
OH DAMN!!! Yo! E-Jibble! Check this video out!!!!!!! What is it J-Bizzkit? Lookit!!! These dudes put this Mentos candy stuff in some Diet coke and it blows the hell up!!!! OH SNAP!!!!!!!! Daaaaahwg!!!!! We gotta do this RIGHT NOW!!!! Hells yes!! Let's go get the stuff!!! Okay E-Jibble... I'll get the... Diet Coke! Cool J-Bizzkit... I'll get the... alkali metal cesium ! -end Time Travel dude up…
The year 1967. Los Altos, California. A young Steve Jobs delcares war.
Hey Steve. Do you happen to have the time? Uh.. sure. It's about 9:42- HAW! HAW! HAW! Awww. What's the matter? Gonna cry now baby? What are you gonna do about it Steve Jobs?! We're Buttons man! We're Buttons and we're not going anywhere!!! Get used to it! Ha ha ha ha!!! That's right. Laugh it up buttons. Your days are numbered. -end Ninjas back next comic!
How to Train Your Dragon
So hey... This weekend the film How to Train Your Dragon comes out. I am SO happy I was able to board on it. I went to the crew screening last weekend and the film is fantastic. Go check it out! See it in 3D if you can. Also- Check out these awesome slightly out of focus photos of an insanely cute little Toothless cell phone charm thing from Japan! It belongs to my pal Justin Hunt who also boarded…
Beware The Snow Ninja
You chicks wanna get high? Duran Duran Featuring Melle Mel & Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five Found at skreemr.com
Time Travel Parts 13, 24 and 46. The year 1989. Senior High School Portrait.
There we go. My camera is loaded with film. Let's get started ! Rad!!! Wha Wha Wha DON'T TAKE THAT PICTURE!!! I am you from the year 1998! In the future your mullet hairstyle is considered so unfathomably LAME! I've traveled back in time to implore you to cut it! Wha Wha Wha DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR!!! I am you from the year 2013! I've traveled back in time to tell you that your mullet haircut will be…
Doing the Twitter thing.
I started up a ninjerktsu twitter account. I'll send out updates when I finish new comics. Follow if ya like! Here is the thing: http://twitter.com/ninjerktsu Hopefully I can get a new comic up by the end of the week.
De'Hahns Perklour
You're late. Forgive me. My appointment with my Otologist ran long. Are you going to be able to carry out this assassination!?!??!? Of course! Just give me a name. His name is De'Hahns Perklour. He is- I know who he is. I am aware of his crimes. OH GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Time Travel Part 3. Italy 1707. The first time Italy is accurately mapped.
Strano... Cosa? Oh, Hai finito con la mappa d'italia? Si. Ma, la forma ti ricorda qualcosa? Uno stivale! Sì! è esattamente quello che... Wah Wah Wah Cosa è quel rumore? Wah Wah Wah AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guys! Guys! Quick! Push the button on the chair! Hurry!!!!!! Io non lo capisco! Perché è una piovra sul pavimento? Hurry! PUSH THE BUTTON!!! PUSH IT BEFORE- Wah Wah Wah Boink!…
Lowly Worm's Surprise
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOWLY WORM!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Lowly Worm, I got this for you. It's called a Rubik's Cube. Just use your hands to turn the- I-I mean... Uh... Oh Jeez.. I Uh... It's okay. Even though I have no hands I can still do awesome stuff. Watch. ~SLICE~ AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOWLY WORM!!!!!!!!!!! Growing up I loved Richard Scarry's children's books. -end…
Renaissance Festival
'Tis a fine day today archer! Indeed good knight! Ideal weather for the jousting tournament! The King and Queen will be- Hey dudes. You seen any Samurai around here? Man... what are you doing man? Just looking for Samurai. Yeah but this is a RENAISSANCE Festival and you're dressed up like a ninja. We put a lot of effort into trying to accurately recreate the- Hold on just a sec. Kirk to…
Time Travel
Well Dawkins... I'm all prepared. I'm ready to travel back into time! I just hope it works. I don't think I can stomach another failure. When do we start the time jump sequence and how far back in time will I go? We are scheduled to initiate time jump in 3 minutes and you'll be jumping back in time exactly 2 minutes from initiation so... So that means... I should be arriving from the future...…
Narcolepsy
And now, I'd like to introduce my Friend and Mentor, who also lives with Narcolepsy. Clap clap clap clap Uh... well... That's okay folks because you know- That's not funny. Narcolepsy is a serious- What is this crap!? I thought this was supposed to be a webcomic about Ninjas! Where the heck are the Nin-