# FVCKING PARKINSON'S!

In the innocence of 2020 I started END OF THE LINE: a BIG IDEA mashng tales of end of line Tube stations, notes on Parkinson's and of London in 1960's...sex/clothes/rock. But by chilly jaded April 2026 all my lights have gone out ...FVCKING PARKINSON'S!

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## [An invitation to Paxman to be Leader of the PUNKS …a place for Parkies who still want to shout fuck off and give the finger to polite society.](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/an-invitation-to-paxman-to-be-leader)

_2026-08-18 · Nick Calder_

and to Demis Hassabis

## [Help - I’m trapped in the body of a 80 year old guy with FUCKING PARKINSON’S!](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/help-im-trapped-in-the-body-of-a)

_2026-07-19 · Nick Calder_

And he’s so dumb he can’t even talk..,

## [Wet Ass Pussy...A gleefully dirty digression..understanding Aristophanes through the lens of WAP by Cardi B](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/wet-ass-pussya-gleefully-dirty-digressionunderst)

_2026-06-16 · Nick Calder_

and it's way more fun than me moaning on about my Parkie etc

## [FVCK PARKINSON'S -Never mind the rebrand-where's the fucking content ?](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/fvck-parkinsons-never-mind-the-rebrand)

_2026-05-30 · Nick Calder_

aka life with the loins\*...

## [Why stay alive…? Music …mate…fuckin loud music … that’s why…and...Perfect Pussy...the poem..ofc](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/why-stay-alive-music-matefuckin-loud)

_2026-04-28 · Nick Calder_

More torpid tales from the bedsit..

## [PARKINSON'S DANDY PUNK or FUCK PARKINSON'S...? With mouth ulcers & hundreds of new followers...WHO GIVES A FUCK..?](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/parkinsons-dandy-punk-or-fuck-parkinsons)

_2026-04-25 · Nick Calder_

A title that will confirm the impression that one IS drowning AND waving.

## [PART 2. Chapter 4 (addendum): “Free the nip lol” The missing video](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/part-2-chapter-4-addendum-free-the)

_2026-02-09 · Nick Calder_

Well my short term memory is truly fucked it seems,..but giving this video it’s very own post - is what it deserved in the fist place.

## [PART 2. Chapter 4: "Free the Nip lol"- a video from down under…"We could be prostitutes just for one day...” a text from my front bedroom…a pink plaque for a posey Parkinson’s Dandy Punk?](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/part-2-chapter-4-free-the-nip-lol)

_2026-02-07 · Nick Calder_

which might also include…asleep at a rollie, another whiff of cancer, best ever tunes, ego - what ego? Memoires of Hadrian...

## [Welcome to 2026..a past draft about my 80th birthday rehashed.](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/welcome-to-2026a-past-draft-about)

_2026-01-01 · Nick Calder_

And a decision is taken re my punk persona..

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## [3am feeling bad/sad/mad about all the substackers who keep following/subscribing when i haven't written anything in months...](https://nickcalder.substack.com/p/3am-feeling-badsadmad-about-all-the)

_2025-12-20 · Nick Calder_

that;s pretty well it..i don't have the energy to write more but kinda wanted to let you know i see you all and that's about as much as i seem able to do ..right now