By: Trin It was a hot summer day in downtown Hathian and most citizens were hiding away in their air conditioned homes or outdoor pools to cool off. The Sigma sisters, however, decided this was the perfect opportunity to help out those in need by providing a shaded food bank table with the supply containernear the strip mall. Several students came to check out the proceedings, either to donate,…
By: Venus Mari Zapedzki Breaking // Police Action SWAT Raid on Clam Ends in Shoot-Out; Eight Wounded Three HPD officers and five suspected Haven members were injured after gunfire erupted during a SWAT operation at the Clam grocery store. 8 Total Wounded 3 HPD Officers 5 Haven Suspects Aug 8 Clam Raid An HPD SWAT raid on the Clam grocery store on Saturday, August 8, turned into a shoot-out which…
Photos and Article by: Daiyu Tang ((No AI, photos taken in-world)) It’s been quite a tick dear reader since I wrote about an alternative spirit. This may have had something to do with me shacking up with and then marrying the last one I featured! Anyway, if you like this series you can read about Clivia, Dita, and an anonymous citizen and then see if I’ve managed to keep the theme going for this…
By: Sports Correspondent August 8, 2026, Cadlwell, Idaho. Columtreal’s second mixed-gender 3v3 tournament ended without another trophy, but with considerably fewer illusions about what Adult Elite basketball asks from a five-player team. The Hoopers finished fourth at the Caldwell Summer Street Jam after winning their group, surviving the quarterfinal and then gradually running out of usable…
By: Daiyu Tang, Editor-in-Chief Carter Ellis had died before. Or, more accurately, Hathian had been told that Carter Ellis had died before. The first time, somebody sent me photographs of his badly tortured body. They included a purported confession that Carter had written and covered an auction for what might shortly become his corpse. It was Hathian, it was bloody and it was in everyone’s faces.…
By: Trin PaigePictures by: Jessika Icechat Tonight, Looters Pub was full of lights, music and energy as the President of Pi House performed her own songs to a lively campus crowd! It was a mixture of cheers, phone cameras, and indie vibes. The ‘boomer’ spoken-word section and the sing-along closer “Young Forever” definitely got the crowd cheering and clapping along! Kara Cher Elle Kent-Danvers,…
By: Observer Staff Reporter ((Photos by Charlie and team!)) In the view of our editor, Daiyu Tang, there are easier ways to announce that an ice cream shop has opened, even in Hathian. Most involve a modest banner, some advertising, perhaps a few free samples and a radio jingle or two on WKRD. This… wasn’t the approach taken by the newest place to relax in Hathian… Hex & Scoops. Hex & Scoops…
By: Sports Correspondent Columtreal travelled from Louisiana to Ocean City looking for one of the few tournaments built around its preferred mixed-gender format. It returned with a trophy, four exhausted active players and considerably less certainty than most champions usually bring home. The Team The team was for these matches made up of Lowell-Forbes, Damon Lucieno, Natasha Wilson, Clivia…
The Hathian Observer presents: Social Clout – Month One Five women entered the Observer’s experiment in influence, rivalry, branding and being watched. The first votes are now counted. The cameras, regrettably for several participants, have also kept their receipts. By Daiyu Sanko-Tang, Editor When I proposed following five women around campus to see who really controlled the narrative over at CU,…
By: CU Gossip Girl XOXO, babes… your favorite walking red flag with Wi-Fi is baaaaack. OMG, did y’all miss me? Because campus has been serving more drama than a Starbucks barista during pumpkin spice season. I’ve been gone for, like, five minutes, and somehow the rumor mill turned into a Formula 1 pit crew. The scandals? Absolutely feral. The group chats? Looking like the Hunger Games with emojis.…