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My So Called Mess

Follow Rachel as she overshares a funny glimpse into her messy life. Topics like dating, CrossFit, Bravo TV, and all things pop culture will work their way into each episode. She will also bring on some very special guests.

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261: Flavor Molecules

Rachel and Eddie talked about the Celestial Seasonings tea tour in Boulder, tea flavors, and Rachel’s “molecule theory” about food odors. The conversation covered gum habits, cannabis legality in different states, and Rachel’s experience with homemade psychedelic gummies. They debated music preferences, especially Rachel’s dislike of jam bands like Phish and Fish, and shared favorite songs and…

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260: Tyler’s Mom

Rachel and Eddie recorded their podcast episode 260, discussing various personal topics including Rachel's computer issues, Eddie's pool membership problems involving rule enforcement by "Tyler's mom," and technology concerns about privacy with personal data tracking devices. They talked about a smart vibrator called the Lioness that tracks orgasms and related data privacy concerns, with Rachel…

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Ep 259: Front and Center Reformer

Eddie and Rachel caught up on personal updates, with Eddie sharing details about his daughter's fifth-grade graduation ceremony and recent home issues including a broken water heater. Rachel inquired about Eddie's new bangs and asked about his recent move, though the conversation ended mid-sentence as Rachel was about to describe her moving experience. (AI notes yall)

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Ep 238: Raw Dawging

Rachel and Eddie discussed Rachel's upcoming move on Friday to a larger apartment. Rachel explained she had packed everything herself to save time and money, with the exception of a few personal items. They talked about her plans for unpacking and furnishing her new place, including purchasing a TV stand and other furniture. The conversation then shifted to a discussion about sea otters, with…

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Ep 237: The Wand

Rachel discussed a pelvic health device called "The Wand" by Intimate Rose, which she learned about during a Pilates class. She explained how the device works similarly to a foam roller for internal pelvic floor muscles, helping with tension, chronic pelvic pain, and anxiety. Rachel noted that while she has no affiliation with the product, she found it effective and plans to share information…

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Ep 236 Pop Rocks

Rachel and Eddie recorded their podcast episode 236, discussing various personal topics including weather changes, hair care, and Easter candy experiences. The conversation covered Rachel's upcoming move and decisions about skincare appointments, Eddie's recent visit to Great Wolf Lodge where he observed concerning behavior from another guest, and extensive discussion about Easter candy…

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235: A Tongue In Every Hole

Rachel and Eddie were discussing various personal topics including Eddie's recent illness, Rachel's apartment issues with insurance, and their thoughts on the ongoing conflict between Iran and the United States. They also shared anecdotes about their past experiences, including Rachel's encounter with someone who threw up at a bar before they kissed. The conversation touched on personal hygiene,…

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Episode 234 Chocolate Supposotories

"Wait, She Bought WHAT? Rachel and Eddie talk about Rachel's updated apartment woes. Rachel shares her latest (and perhaps most intimate?) purchase: CBD suppositories. It was a fun time. We also chat about jam bands and psychedelics. And so Much more, Don't forget to check out YouTube @athenspublic

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233: Candy Hearts

Rachel and Eddie discussed various personal topics, including Rachel's ongoing apartment issues with water damage and mold, her temporary relocation to a model unit, and her concerns about potential property damage. They also talked about Valentine's Day plans, candy preferences, and a new CBD product Rachel intended to try.

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232: Tin Foil Hats

Rachel and Eddie talk about snow, house maintenance, voter suppression, bad license photos, and Buffy!

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Ep 231: Sexy Smart Watch

Rachel and Eddie talk about devices, screens, and getting around without maps. Then they come up with an app that measures sexual satisfaction, like a sleep score.

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Ep. 230 A very Special Bodyguard

Rachel and Eddie talk about Bondi Beach, antisemitism, algorithms, watches,cats, self-protection, and SO much more! Raedy for my bodyguard. Don't forget to check out our YouTube- @Athenspublc. Happy Holidays. See you in 2026

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229: Duolingo Dating

Rachel and Eddie talk about Duolingo streaks, international keyboards, no call - no shows, holiday stuff, and other things.

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Ep.228 Eating Skins

Rachel and Eddie talk about fan clubs, peeing in pools, hockey, cold plunges,cofee shops and SO much more! YouTube- @athenspublic

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Ep 227: The Mistress of Beauty School

Rachel and Eddie talk about haircuts, beauty schools, calling people by their name in conversation, traveling, hormones, and some other stuff.

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Ep 226: Oral Tradition

Rachel and Eddie talk about television, snacks, writing, moving, pets, haircuts, and a bunch of other stuff.

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Ep.225 Fried Pickles

Rachel and Eddie tak a lot about food,mustard. Helen, GA, Athens Half Marathon, and SO much. more! Check out or YouTube- @athenspublic

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Ep.223 Back It In

Rachel and Eddie talk about Rachel's trips, parking, Eddie's breadstravagnza, and so much more. Happy Birthday, Eddie!! Do you back it in? Don't forget to check out our YouTube channel- @athenspubic

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Ep.222- I'm a Pro!

Rachel and Eddie talk about sex, porn, vacations, censorship, and a lot more! Rachel also talks about her exciting news. Don't forget to check out our YouTube- @athenspublic

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Ep.221 It's Like Giving a BJ

We are back!! Rachel and Ediie talk about BJs, vitamins, key mishaps, Graduation, Great Wolf Lodge. And so much More. Don't forget to check out our YouTube- @athenspublic

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Ep. 220 David Hasselhoff Lives

Rachel and Ediie talk about Live Island, RuPaul, testing, mohels,lifeguards and SO much more. Don't forget to check out our YouTube channel

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Ep 219: Coregasm

Rachel and Eddie talk about television shows, a screaming neighbor, getting off at the gym, the levels of 'gasms, butt plug culture and some other stuff. figlifecoaching@gmail.com youtube.com/@athenspublic

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Ep 218: Seed Bunch

Rachel and Eddie talk about pool days, apartment shenanigans,Grapevine, sex toys,vacations and SO much more! Don't forhet to check out our youtube channel- Athens Public Access

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Episode 217 I Have No Heart

Rachel and Eddie talk about workouts, ghost stories, TV shows, hoe phase,porn, masturbation May, and SO much more. Don't forget to check out our YouTube at Athens Public Access

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Episode 216 Ms. Sackotits

Rachel and Eddie talk about braces, school, teachers names, cars, dating, politics, and SO much more!!Don't forget to check out our YouTube channel

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Ep.215 I Need Meat in My Mouth

Rachel and Eddie talk about crying, manipulation, confrontation, swallowing, cannibalism, and SO much more.Don't forget to check out our YouTube channel/

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Ep.214 Kneeler

Rachel and Eddie talk about food issues, chalices, kinks, pleasure, masturbation, and SOO much more. Don't forget to check out our YouTube channel- athenspublic

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Ep 213 Go Bag

Rachel and Eddie talk about Disney, Animal, Free to be You and Me, escape bags and SO much more!! Don't forget to check out our Youtube Channel

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Ep.212 I Turned Myself On

Rachel and Eddie talk about relationships, attraction, sexting, and SO much more! Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube.

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Ep.211 The World's Loudest Masturbater

Rachel and Eddie talk about school, stress, neighbors, self-pleasure and SO more!!Don't forget to check out our YouTube!!

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Ep. 210 Candy Hearts

Rachel and Eddie talk about Valentine's Day, candy hearts, cleaning, being the youngest, yoni eggs and So much more!

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Ep. 209 Horny Lunchtime with a Side of Politics

Rachel and Eddie talk about Buffy, actors, The L Word, and some politics. Don't forget to check out our youtube channel

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Ep. 208 That Socks

Join us live or check out our YouTube channel!! Rachel and Eddie talk about socks, games, bad financial advice. And SO much more!

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Ep. 207 Cult Coming Soon

Rachel and Eddie talk about starting a cult, fitbit and orgasms,snow days,hair, gym etiquette, toys and much more! Follow us on YouTube

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Ep 206 The Not So Handyman

Rachel and Eddie are now also streaming live on YouTube- @athenspublic. Happy New Year. Today's episode we talked about my handyman, sex, bad sex, presidents and Much more! Send us your questions and checck us out on YouTube-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zIXr_zeAcw

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Ep. 205- Naughty List

Rachel and Eddie talk about holiday movies, naughty list, elf on the shelf, dirty Santa, packages, toys, and SO much more!

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Ep 204 Jam Man

Rachel and Eddie talk about meetups, video podsasting, gifts, GA football,broken toys and SO much more

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Ep. 203 Package!!

Rachel and Eddie talk about sex, relationships, ADHS, quirks, Door knocking, and SO much more.

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Ep 202- I'd Do a Ghost

Happy Anniversary Eddie and Meg!! RAchel and Eddie talk about weddings, aliens, sex in space, buffy, tv crushes, hate sex, Wayons family and SO much more!!

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Ep. 201 This Election Sucks

Rachel and Eddie talk about the election, how are we here?, reaching out to others, cucumber man, buffy the musical, athhalf and So much more!This election really sucks but I will still swallow.

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Ep 200- My Brother's Porn

Rachel and Eddie talk about finding other people's porn, dirty magazines, voting, and SO much more. GO VOTE!

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Ep 199 Moving Furniture

Rachel and Eddie talk about Athens,beig a townie, running, football, noise complaints, sex, kinks, purity rings. And SO much more. Send us your questions. Go Dawgs!

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Ep 198 Daddy Stuff

Rachel and Eddie talk about sexual preferences, playlists, dad stuff, daddy fetishes, oral and So much more!

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Ep 197 Pick-up Artist

Rachel and Eddie talk about plants, box theory, working out, relationships and SO much more!

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Ep 196 Locked up underwear

Rachel and Eddie talk about Buffy,Wa Dubai,Walmart,relationship anxiety, Spotify playlists, southern vs Southern restaurants and So much more. Send us your questions for future episodes.

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Ep 195 Clean Your Box

Rachel and Eddie talk grocery shopping, pleasure,toys, sending dirty texts to the wrong person,and So much more!!Don'r forget to send us your questions for future episodes.

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Ep 194 Eddie's Trip

Rachel and Eddie are BACK!!! We talk about Eddie's Birthday trip, school, practicum and SO MUCH MORE!! Send us your sex, relationship, and dating questions

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Ep 193 Spit on It

Rachel and Eddie talk about spit,new show ideas, murder, long distance therapy, covid, NJ, Athens, and SO Much More! Send us your questions for future episodes. We will be on summer break. back in a few weeks.

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Ep 192 Olympic Spooning

Rachel and Eddie talk about the Olympics, create new sports, Spoons, Nicknames,commitment and other issues And so much more

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Ep 191 Coffee and a BJ

Rachel and Eddie talk about summer, bjs, yoga, working out, and a whole lot more.Send us your questions about dating, sex, or other questions you want answered

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