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fourth-wall-inc : First time doing something like this, no idea what I’m doing but as soon as I saw @regonym ( x ) edit I knew I wanted to try to cover it. Original lyrics by @mumblesplash ( x )
fourth-wall-inc : First time doing something like this, no idea what I’m doing but as soon as I saw @regonym ( x ) edit I knew I wanted to try to cover it. Original lyrics by @mumblesplash ( x )
regonym : ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT 🎶is she german or autistic? by @mumblesplash ( x ) Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
fairy-type-pokemon : assign prev one vampire siren werewolf unicorn wizard fairy selkie demon jackalope angel ghost elf See Results
transjudas : never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous
ilynpilled : ilynpilled : it is p funny that texts that place a particular emphasis on deconstructing black and white thinking and moral absolutism tend to have the most agonizingly moralizing fanbases oat that r very fixated on engaging with these fictional characters exclusively through the lens of morality powerscaling u guys hunger for strictly didactic fiction
mumblesplash : mumblesplash : actually while i’ve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation it’s sort of like clothes. there’s a baseline level of involvement with clothing necessary to stay safe from the elements and participate in society. having a variety of…
mumblesplash : actually while i’ve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation it’s sort of like clothes. there’s a baseline level of involvement with clothing necessary to stay safe from the elements and participate in society. having a variety of different clothing…
actually while i’ve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation
desolendate : im literally in tears what the fuck
tyty i like 2 say it and i like 2 do it
oh god yeah happy to hear that bc you absolutely do not. any lifestyle that fosters a permanent adversarial relationship with your own hunger is not a functional or sustainable one and you should demand better for yourself 👍
dude-watchin-with-the-brontes : whatdoesthevixensay : mumblesplash : mumblesplash : it’s such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn’t work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god’s most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is…
ok first of all anon ty for sensing my desire to rant about this through that one tag alone you're a real one for that anyway SO one thing about the 1200cal/day recommendation for women is afaik it's generally presented as Dieting Calories, aka it's the *lowest* they're supposed to go, but not always. it's sometimes thrown out as a decent maintenance intake for 'short sedentary women', and while…
klapollo : almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision
gotta admit despite having no interest whatsoever in watching heated rivalry i’ve become slightly addicted to watching compilations of hudson williams saying deranged shit in interviews. and it’s extra funny bc they’re all called ‘hudson having no media training’ or something like no media training my ASS that man is playing the entire internet like a fiddle. that man is tap dancing on the line…
the thing is as i understand it the ‘xeno-‘ prefix means ‘alien’ and comes from the greek word for ‘guest’ and the ‘-ite’ suffix is used primarily for rocks and minerals, not metals. so you COULD argue that ‘xenonite’ literally means “there’s an alien rock staying in my house” or in other words:
mumblesplash : mumblesplash : it’s such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn’t work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god’s most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems like…
zzoupz : zzoupz : MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨❤️💋👨 💞 HAPPY YAOI DAY AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERY HORSE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE 🐴🦄🐎🎉🎂
sea-salted-wolverine : sea-salted-wolverine : sea-salted-wolverine : Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick. If you don’t already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot. Like. You don’t need to blow it into…