Started out as an archive of my alt-weekly strip from the mid 90s to the mid oughts. Then impending fascism drove me to start drawing new ones.
panel 1. Title "THE FUTURE" superimposed over a cheesy retro sci fi landscape panel 2. Caption: New Phone! Image of a hand holding a dark gray rectangular block with a white screen, while two people look on saying "Ooooh!" and "So sleek!" panel 3. Caption: New Car! Image of a dark gray brick-shaped vehicle, with excited people around it saying "Wow!" and "So featureless!" panel 4. Caption: New…
Title: Right Wing Weirdos #513: Grab Oil and Pussy. Next to title is a badge with initials GOP, two groping hands and a mouth with tongue hanging out. Illustration: Trump, standing on a miniature globe, ramming missiles into Iran, says "When you re a star they let you do it!" Two elephants in suits are far away, standing past the globe horizon. Elephant 1 (pointing at Trump): Still our guy?…
panel 1. A group of elephants in suits with red ties are talking: Racist? We re not racist. No one is racist anymore. The country has moved on. Racist? Us? That s offensive actually. How dare you panel 2. An arm in a black robe marked SCOTUS brings a gavel down onto a spike, driving it into the voting rights act of 1965, which cracks with a "tink!" panel 3. The elephants are pushing a crowd of…
panel 1. Donkey, with a blue tie, at a podium: this is not who we are! Guy with a goldfish bowl for a head: my friend, you gotta stop saying that. panel 2. Donkey: aaah, whadda you know, Fishbowl Head? Fishbowl Head: It s like this--there are many Americas-- panel 3. Fishbowl Head: You ve got your ideal America (framed image of the constitution)... your mythic America (framed image of a cowboy in…
single panel cartoon titled "Right Wing Weirdos #235: Guardians of Pedophiles" An elephant in a suit and red tie in the foreground says with a shrug, "Did rich and powerful individuals go to Epstein s island and rape children? There s just no way to know!" In the backround, several elephants are furiously marking on papers with black markers. There are huge piles of paper and sheets flying through…
panel 1: drawing of a woman in a suit, with a clipboard and briefcase. Caption: This is an immigration officer panel 2: drawing of a man in uniform sitting at a short desk with a laptop. Caption: This is a customs agent panel 3: drawing of several men in tactical gear, attacking people outside a city residence. 2 men hold one other to the ground, one pushes someone against a wall, one is attacking…
panel 1: an orange hand paints a fat black line over a red and white striped surface. Inside the black line it says "racist populism" panel 2: similar, but the black line is at a different angle and reads "concentration camps" panel 3: similar, this time the line reads "secret police" panel 4: wider shot. The fat black lines form a swastika over the face of an American flag. Across the middle and…
single cartoon panel with the title "Right Wing Weirdos #143: Genital/Orifice Police" and an image of a badge with an excited elephant head, the initials G.O.P. and a hand with fingers reaching up in a grabbing motion. Cartoon shows a wall with three doors labeled Bathroom, Locker Room, and Board Room. A woman approaches but is blocked by three figures: a pig with a camera and surveillance…
single panel cartoon showing a donkey trying to play chess, while an elephant peppers him with red dodge balls, knocking over the board. In the background, 6 people in referee robes cheer on the elephant and quash three others in referee robes. A figure labeled "CA Prop 50" offers the donkey a blue dodge ball. Donkey: It s not supposed to be this way! Prop 50: Yeah, well...you can play the game…
panel 1. Elephant is pasting bills to a wall, reading: Hand Guns, Magazines, Rifles, Armor Piercing Rounds, Open Carry, Assault Rifles, Bump Stocks. panel 2. Donkey comes in, holding a bill that reads Gun Control. Elephant says: Don t politicize this! aside panel. Bull says: Actually "assault rifle" is a misnomer. There s no such thing... Facing Bull is a crowd of ghosts with bloody wounds. They…
panel 1. Skunk and Bull are sitting on two big rocks. Bull wears a red baseball cap. Skunk: I gotta say, I m surprised by your principled stand on the Epstein files. Bull: Of course! panel 2. Bull: There s nothing more righteous that protecting children from rapists and murderers! That s our whole thing! panel 3. As Skunk speaks, Bull sees something and reacts with a jolt. Skunk: Heh. yeah... I…
panel 1: Elephant observes some ICE officers, an ICE vehicle, and a detention camp. Elephant: Gestapo...death camps...this thing is getting out of hand. panel 2. Elephant: If only there was a way to break from Trump without losing the MAGA vote. Porcupine: There is! panel 3. Porcupine: Release the Epstein client list! Elephant breaks out into a massive sweat panel 4. Elephant and Porcupine in the…
panel 1: Raccoon walks past a hillside with a group of demonstrators. Visible signs read Women s Rights, Trans Rights, and No Genocide over a Palestinian flag. A dark van with "It s Fine" written on the side approaches the group. Raccoon: America is now a place where you can be disappeared for things you say. You can be a full citizen with no record... they ll say you re supporting terrorists,…
2 panel comic entitled Mudnaut Slayers, dated 4/1/25. panel 1: a hot air balloon floats over a muddy plain. Lemuel and Denumar of Aethernaut, Simane of Simane the Slayer, and Skunk and Raccoon of Mud Company are all riding in it. Lemuel: Kepler s Crumpets! Is this... Earth? Denumar, perched on Lemuel s shoulders: Tis... Earth-y. Simane, brandishing two harpoons and pointing down: Were-pigs!!…
panel 1: a critter stands on a soapbox reading from a little book, in a grassy area next to a street. Nearby a rabbit is having a picnic. Critter: First they came for the Muslims and I did not speak out because I was not a Muslim. Then they came for the Latinx and I did not speak out because I was not Latinx. Then they came for the Trans-- Panel 2: an armored van with a sign on top that reads…