I See You All Day

I see you all the time. You’re everywhere now; it’s nice outside. Wearing your summer skirts, sundresses, or just the tightest Lululemon shorts. Toes perfectly painted on the softest feet. You’re drinking water from your Stanley or whatever the new Refreshers flavor is at Starbucks.

My mind wanders away, wondering who’s not wearing panties because it’s too hot or who’s wearing an ass plug for her own pleasure. A naughty secret. There are no more pickup lines at school, so you’re at the gym, at the store, or out shopping at Costco.

Maybe you’re single and want a new friend. Maybe you’re married or in a relationship and you’re bored. Let’s chat, let’s be friends, let’s flirt and have fun.

If you’re in the Mitten State, we could even become FWB’s if we connect well enough. Age doesn’t matter, and your relationship status doesn’t matter either. Just have time for a new friend and a way to communicate with me outside of this chat.

So tell me, did you wear panties today?

1. Feet

2. Painted toenails

3. Sundresses

4. Skirts

5. Tight shorts

6. Ass plug

7. No panties

Did I get them all?

Would this make a good promo for Starbucks? Or for Stanley water bottles? Hello, big corporate! You are missing an opportunity to branch out with marketing. Middle-aged men everywhere are looking for sexy content, and you’re not capitalizing on horny dudes.

Any ladies’ game for this particular (but not unique by any means) setup? Just wear your fave sundress and sandals with a cute pedicure and no panties, and an ass plug.

What could go wrong?

It might be messy and uncomfortable, but it’s his fantasy, after all.

He doesn’t care about your fantasies.

What’s your secret summer fantasy?

The more outlandish, the better. C’mon. I want nutso replies.

Tell me in the comments.