Uber

…And that’s when I knew 911 was an inside job.

Why did you take the freeway. I’ve already got a set price anyway. Tip? Or no?

I’ve been down, in my life. People don’t know that I had a life before. College, football. I dropped out, again and again. I want to go to Switzerland. For some reason it’s always called to me.

Belching and twisting dreadlocks, head shaved in an undercut. Vegetarian.

Do you like country music.

I don’t know what it is.

That’s what people don’t realise about our guns, we always had them and no one got shot.

Background check? Yes.

No proper background checks at the border though.

I see.

Here we are.

Safe travels.