Sorry, couldn’t resist. But in fact, those four words could serve as the entire synopsis for the 2025 “natural horror” film, PRIMATE, a surprisingly watchable film for its genre. The post Pet Chimpanzee Goes Ape appeared first on Mike Sirota .
According to my STATS page, today’s post is the six hundred-sixty-sixth one in the blog that I began over fifteen years ago. Yes indeed, number 666. Given my penchant for weirdness, I thought it should be noted. I’m sure you know what that number represents. The post A Devilish Blog Post appeared first on Mike Sirota .
Moviegoers loved Sam Neill’s portrayal as Dr. Alan Grant in JURASSIC PARK (1993). Were they surprised four years later, in the sci-fi/horror film, EVENT HORIZON, to see his riveting performance as Dr. William Weir, designer of a spaceship…from Hell? I believe so. These roles exhibited the depth of this fine actor’s abilities. The post Sam Neill, A Consummate Actor: Part Two appeared first on Mike…
Through the decades I’ve enjoyed pretty much all of the films in which Sam Neill performed. Learning of his sudden death last week at the age of 78 saddened me. As an homage I watched three of my favorite films: JURASSIC PARK, EVENT HORIZON, and IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. Just about everyone knows Dr. Alan Grant in the Spielberg classic, but the other two, geared more toward hard-core horror fans,…
You normally don’t think of bridges when it comes to hauntings. Bridges are useful structures that get you across busy roads, or train tracks, or even rivers. But many bridges around the world—especially older ones—have grim histories because of bad or weird things that might have occurred on or near or beneath them in the past. Let’s explore a few of these haunted bridges. The post Myths And…
Some fun today, lifted from the pages of my most recent book, THE MAGIC OF THE BIKE PATH (A Jack Miller Senior Moment: Book Six). Jack hasn’t ridden the Ultimate Bike Path for nine months due to a “major malfunction.” Now, the Old Guy—his alien handler—has assured him that the issue has been resolved. The cosmic tunnel is perfectly safe. The post Does The Dipshit Deterrent Work? appeared first on…
Consider this a sneak preview of a brief scene that will appear in my next book, which should be ready for public consumption before the end of the year. I just had to write about a place in the UK where all of the plants and trees are toxic, some downright deadly. Here’s the scoop on the aptly named POISON GARDEN. The post Pick Your Poison—Straight From The Garden appeared first on Mike Sirota .
Who knew? I sure as heck didn’t. Charlton Heston, a Hollywood mega-star throughout the second half of the 20th century, portrayed Robert Louis Stevenson’s infamous one-legged sea cook/pirate in a 1990 film version of his classic novel, TREASURE ISLAND? Well, shiver me timbers! The post Long John Silver And Moses One And The Same? appeared first on Mike Sirota .
I recently watched Mel Brooks’ comedy classic, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974), for the umpteenth time. (“Umpteenth” is a useful work that translates to I-don’t-know-how-many-times-but-it’s-a-hell-of-a-lot.) Whenever you find yourself in need of a laugh, there are no remedies much better than this, an homage to the 1931 horror classic. The post My Grandfather s Work Was Doodoo! appeared first on Mike…
Witchcraft as an officially recognized religion? Yes, it happened, due to the efforts of a unique woman named Mary Oneida Toups. The post The Witch Queen Of New Orleans appeared first on Mike Sirota .