by Adam Metz, Southern California Folk Music Correspondent
In a weird career turn akin to Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music, Phoebe Bridgers surprised-released a 14-song mixtape, where each song, specifically disses a different venture capital investor.
Tracklist:
i read your deck on the toilet at rosewood
series g (end of the world)
23 Oakwood Blvd.
you are diluted mfer
founder friendly drink olive & june
sand hill coma
cram down factory
your venture is too slow
beautiful surveillance camera man
nobody likes miami anyway
you cannot walk on my beach
ivy pee
lettuce diarrhea warrant man
king of SPACs
Venture investors, completely taken aback by the release, expressed a mixture of confusion and surprise.
“Like, I saw her at Outside Lands a few years ago and I thought she was cool, but maybe she didn’t like our work with Juicero? I dunno. Have you guys heard Gracie Abrams? You should try the Truffle Fries, they’re bomb ,” Bobby Vittelson, a Managing Partner at TCP, said.
“I think she’s great, but frankly, I’m a second year associate, and I’m from L.A. and I didn’t even understand half of these songs,” Jennifer Sang, of TL Ventures, said.
“She does trap music, right?,” Marvin Teffler, a GP at Wet Rocket Ventures said.
Disclaimer: This is satire. Phoebe Bridgers did not release a VC diss tape. Her real album is called Lost Weekend, and as far as we know she has never once thought about SPACs. Any resemblance to real venture capitalists, living or fundraising, is coincidental, and totally the point.
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