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John Goblikon uses this week's MondaySucks column to document his chronicles of Vans Warped Tour (unauthorized). The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: I Invaded Warped Tour and, Hand To Gob, I’m NOT SORRY! appeared first on MetalSucks .
Rigor Morrissey tunes in to Dropocalypse Friday this week with something old, something new, something rereleased... The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: Something Old, Something New appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck For…Calling Out Of Work So I Could Get Wasted On OZZY Day? appeared first on MetalSucks .
We thought we'd give Dave Mustcomplain something a little out there this week. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: ELECTRIC CALLBOY – TANZNEID appeared first on MetalSucks .
John Goblikon is indeed capable of admitting when he's wrong (but not often). The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: It’s Time For Metalheads To Embrace Their Biggest Fear – Nature appeared first on MetalSucks .
Rigor Morrissey reflects inwards on this Dropocalypse Friday. The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: A Little Bit For Everyone In The Audience appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck For… Cutting Off My Neighbor’s Power Because His Band Practice Sounded Terrible? appeared first on MetalSucks .
On the mend from his recent bypass, Dave Mustcomplain's blood pressure gets tested with this newest review. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: NOTHINGNESS – GODSLAUGHTER appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen." The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: Shapes And Colors appeared first on MetalSucks .
Johnny Spreadsheets yet again returns with an unconventional, but not illegal, tip on how to keep your struggling band afloat. The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Bodily Fluids, All Kinds, Can Pad Your Bottom Line appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck For… Not Catching Crowd Surfers On Purpose? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Dave Mustcomplain is reporting from the hospital this time, and he's not too happy about the reason why. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: LEFT TO DIE – INITIUM MORTIS appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck For… Loading Up The TouchTunes At The Bar With Butt Rock? appeared first on MetalSucks .
We're testing Dave Mustcomplain's limits with this album review. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: MOTIONLESS IN WHITE – DECADES appeared first on MetalSucks .
Featuring news from System Of A Down and Twin Temple. The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: Let’s Go Goblin Mode On This Week’s 3 Biggest Metal Headlines appeared first on MetalSucks .
Preparing myself for the 'that's not prog' comments. The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: So, Ya Like Prog, Do Ya? appeared first on MetalSucks .
You're Sisyphus pushing the boulder uphill. The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Got Time To Kill Between Sets? Now, You’re A Ride Share Driver appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck For… Using AMORPHIS Lyrics To Get Laid? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Is Dave Mustcomplain capable of ever liking a record? Or is it just in his name? The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: IF THESE TREES COULD TALK – THE HIDDEN HAND appeared first on MetalSucks .
An interesting week in vinyl drops... if you have teenagers. The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: For The Sceney-Boppers In Your Life appeared first on MetalSucks .
Johnny Spreadsheets offers aspiring musicians some rather creative possible solutions to financial problems. The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: How To Upgrade Your Backline By Wrecking Your Van appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck For… Walking Out On a Date Because He Liked Lame Music? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Dave Mustcomplain reviews a Canadian metal act after the 4th of July. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: COPROLITH – PUTRESCENCE appeared first on MetalSucks .
John Goblikon of Nekrogoblikon pens the legend of how the band started and their 20 year journey. The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: NEKROGOBLIKON Turns 20, And Now We Are Too Old For LEONARDO DICAPRIO! appeared first on MetalSucks .
Have plans? Don't have plans? We have you covered. The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: To Keep You Occupied This Freedom Weekend appeared first on MetalSucks .
Johnny Spreadsheets offers some advice on making money through social media. The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: All Engagement Is Good Engagement, Something Something, Algorithm appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck For… Making My Father-In-Law Bootleg Merch? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Dave Mustcomplain finds himself almost enjoying an album... almost. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: MASTERPLAN – METALMORPHOSIS appeared first on MetalSucks .
Monday columnist John Goblikon of Nekrogoblikon has a rather philosophical take on the recent GWAR performance. The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: By Murdering An Orange Guy, GWAR is Actually Being Inclusive appeared first on MetalSucks .
This past Sunday was Father's Day – sorry if you're just finding out now. The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: For The Forgotten Father’s Day Blues appeared first on MetalSucks .
Johnny Spreadsheets has a real out there idea this week... The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: The One Data Center Secret That Will Make You Rich appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post DO I SUCK… For Spraying Perfume In The Middle Of The Pit? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Dave Mustcomplain takes his therapist's advice and tried to be openminded. It was a journey. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: SOULBURN – THE BRAVEHEART OF NIGHTMARES appeared first on MetalSucks .
John Goblikon offers a rather profound experience he had while reflecting on his mortality – while doomscrolling. The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: Death-Metal Is Cool, But Have You Guys Ever Tried Life-Metal?!? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Johnny Spreadsheets offers an unexpected tip on how to use AI to your advantage this week on Net Worthless. The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Cutting Corners With AI Has Never Been Easier! appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck… For Farting On My Vocalist’s Microphone? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Dave Mustcomplain reviews Funebrarum's newest record, 'Beckoning The Void Of Eternal Silence' for this week's Disgruntled Dad Reviews. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: FUNEBRARUM – Beckoning The Void Of Eternal Silence appeared first on MetalSucks .
Coming from the world’s hottest, smartest celebrity, Javier Bardem. The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: Oh My Gob, I Just Found Out JAVIER BARDEM Loves Metal And Now, I’m Fully Bricked Up appeared first on MetalSucks .
And on this week's Dropocalypse Friday... we have a pretty wide variety of new material to check out. The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: New Records For An Old Head appeared first on MetalSucks .
Sounds like you've exhausted all of your usual lodging choices and need to start thinking outside the box. The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Broke On The Road? Try Dodging On Lodging appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post Do I Suck… For Thinking The Guitarist In My Boyfriend’s Band Is Hot? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Disgruntled Dad has a crack at the new Pharmacist record, "Vertebrae After Vertebrae," with a take that is... hot. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: PHARMACIST – VERTEBRAE AFTER VERTEBRAE appeared first on MetalSucks .
John Goblikon goes on quite the adventure with Limp Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst, in this satirical new interview. The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: I Interviewed FRED DURST About Why An Unofficial Merch Store Makes Him Wanna Break Stuff appeared first on MetalSucks .
Greetings, once again from Dropocalypse Friday, where you have left [...] The post DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: More Records To Add To Your Neverending Vinyl Collection appeared first on MetalSucks .
The tour’s over, you’re at least two years out from your next "big things coming" post, and you're thinking of running a garage sale. The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Best Practices For Your Band’s Annual Garage Sale appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Do I Suck?" is MetalSucks' new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene's burning AITA questions. The post DO I SUCK… For Punching a 15-Year-Old in the Face in the Pit? appeared first on MetalSucks .
Disgrunted Dad Dave Mustcomplain has a listen to Static Dress' Injury Episode, and well... he has some thoughts. The post DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: STATIC DRESS – INJURY EPISODE appeared first on MetalSucks .
John Goblikon asks the tough questions for this week's MondaySucks column. The post MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: If Music Was Made To Bring Us Together Why Do I Want To Fight This Guy In The Pit? appeared first on MetalSucks .
"Because record collecting is fun. It is also, objectively, the stupidest hobby of all time. But that’s neither here nor there." The post DROPOCALYPSE: Welcome To The Vinyl Jungle appeared first on MetalSucks .
"How much does water cost? It’s basically free if the gas station bathroom door is unlocked." The post NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Boil Your Bass Strings Into A Brighter Financial Future appeared first on MetalSucks .
