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Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.

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MP#127 - They Did The Meme

We called it, again. GAMERS, Its been a whole month since we've posted and so much has happened. The Xbox layoff rumors are no longer rumors, the media bias for Sony is showing strong, and Nintendo is continuing to double down on anime tiddies. Get the hell in here. Stuff referenced: Halo Studios did the meme Xbox Layoff Details Valour annouceces self-hosting of their voice chat server Did…

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MP#126 - Big Black Coffee

Buy and hold on all the electronics you think you need NOW GAMERS, I hope you're ready to polish off those backlogs cuz this shit is not getting any cheaper. In this episode we talk price hikes. Our resident Marathon expert @ skoomadealer@shitposter.world finally played the new Marathon. Also UI designers in the industry might be smoking crack. Stuff referenced: Next 100 Days of XBOX Playstation…

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MP#125 - Many Such Cases

I never want to rip another CD again, but I know I will. GAMERS, let me influence you in kicking Spotify to the curb. Also what the hell are those Steam Deck prices? All that and more in today's episode. We tried to keep it short. Stuff referenced: Dielan really did rip all those CDs Not even disclosing AI use can make people hate this Unbelievable charting Obligatory: Listen to the new episode…

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MP#124 - Their Opinion out of Your Mouth

It's been a big two weeks for [Skooma Dealer]( https://shitposter.world/users/Skooma Dealer) GAMERS, we have a new game of the year contender on our hands. Cheap, indie, emotional, fun, and it's a solitaire game? Meanwhile corporate bloggers are raving about some cringe piece of shit called Mixtape. Has the world gone insane? Was the new Mortal Kombat movie any good? Why did we bring up fighting…

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MP#123 - Butt Magnets

How did Sony and MS even get to this point man GAMERS, we missed our last recording day only to come back to see the absolute comedy of how PS vs Xbox is going. Also apperently NTE has HANDHOLDING BEFORE MARRIAGE? Scandalous. I also never want to see a magnet again. Stuff referenced: Gacha waifu ass so fat Vic is becoming monogamous Corporate journos running defense for Sony again Obligatory:…

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MP#122 - The Dragon Quest of Movies

Turns out subversion isn't required to make a good movie GAMERS, we totally skipped our last recording day and today you find out why. Dielan went to go watch Project Hail Mary in theaters while Vic juggled Crimson Desert between his regular duties. We have a lot to say about both of these things, plus more! Stuff referenced: Nexus Mods policing a user for indirectly plugging Patreon Nexus Mods…

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MP#121 - I just feel morally superior

Begun the goon wars have GAMERS, is your favorite fan service game at risk? Can Marathon afford to settle for 2nd place? Is anybody really surprised Highguard is shutting down? Also what the hell are LADS fans doing? All this and more in episode 121. Stuff referenced: Steam Charts How Marathon is doing How Marathon wishes it was doing What Marathon is trying to avoid Marathon art references,…

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MP#120 - Firebomb Your Computer

Plz join my Steam group (and try Valour) GAMERS, this isn't the first time we've commented on a Discord exodus, but with some luck it may be the last. @Dielan@shitposter.world actually spent a while looking into the state of Discord alternatives, three of which we will go into some depth in this episode. Stuff referenced: Dielan's effortpost Discord's verification partner might be evil Xbox has a…

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MP#119 - All Jeffrey Epstein's Fault

Notice how Gaben isn't in the files GAMERS, welcome to MP#119, where the tangents were many and it is essentially unchapterable. We did attempt to but a few chapters together for the upload but trust that this episode is all over the place, in the most positive way possible. Turns out a 3rd and 4th Concord-like (as in commercial failure) is on the way and @Dielan@shitposter.world reacts to the…

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MP#118 - Ball and Gun

We are so back GAMERS, Happy new year! It's time to talk about the best games of 2025. Be it drama surrounding the industry shows such as The Game Awards, as well as our own nominations. Here's how the Melonmancy Podcast awards game of the year: since it's unrealistic to always be playing new games at full price, unless you're some paid off corpo journalist, each member of our cast will award the…

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