I mainly enjoy Anomaly's IRL videos featuring his dad or friends
so don't expect much CS2‑related content here.
You'll find plenty clips and compilations on YouTube.
Pardon the typos and grammar mistakes.
Hopefully all of them are direct citations, often intentional, for comedic effect.
Most quotes come with a timestamp in the URL.
Might be useful to people who run clips or compilation channels.
See Also#
- YouTube Quotes (from other creators)
- Search Anomaly Captions on Filmot
Table of Contents#
Anomaly's Profiles#
- Anomaly - YouTube
- Anomaly & Papanomaly - YouTube
- Anomaly 3 - YouTube
- Steam Community :: 🥶Anomaly 💲BUYING SKINS💲
Clips Channels#
Chaos#
- I was kidding, papa!
youtu.be/wffdbdjoT30?t=816 - HaiX: RATATATATATATATA
youtube.com/clip/UgkxY-cRXdtDqdUExtWsd_-c3BV0-2ZkN3I5 - Papa: It's a wasp here
youtube.com/clip/Ugkxv4P4HLI8wk-Xndi_VvoFnLqHJXtz2f82 - ANOMALY BREAKING SHIT (VERY LOUD)
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5DPmGD9_rs_flCW6eudDrooh9Ztaseiu - ANOMALY INTRO (VERY AUTISM)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxMMm2l4Vx4zOmaI8hhHmBJuOQwSQZgCxb - ANOMALY KEYBOARD YEET (VERY KEYBOARD)
youtube.com/clip/Ugkxto8hrzgThuSJXTpi7Thb-sidFe68zi_a - Papanomaly runs away from a fart with a guitar
youtu.be/COLj4Lr_vzI?t=125 - Papanomaly *viking face*
youtu.be/06nqqCbz_fY?t=302 - That actually wasn’t on purpose.
But this is, ahahahahaha
(Papa mocks Anomaly’s laugh)
youtu.be/AtiTiZRFolQ?t=477
Cooking Videos#
- Doesn't Squeeze Papa's Beer
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9YIQ2aQgYjfMc2zcY4XqndUv80ofU9_q - You slut, you fucking pancake bitch
youtu.be/RpsuNglwTG8?t=7m35s - Linda is a renowned fat bitch so she is going to love this.
…try the semla with your big horse teeth.
Pretend it’s a sugar cube or a carrot.
youtu.be/Cq0Cuuol2bA?t=657 - Minecraft pickaxe beard style
youtu.be/Cq0Cuuol2bA?t=140 - Papa: [Anomaly], that unwanted bastard
youtu.be/CG6Q8XBWZ0I?t=414 - There was no outro. This is it…
youtu.be/COLj4Lr_vzI?t=585 - The case of the Elephant Man has never been laid to rest
youtu.be/nCCvctadPD8?t=294 - The water is hella cooking
youtu.be/DROIbLVBmmU?t=169s - OK, Linda’s retarded so let’s not include her in more of our experiments.
youtu.be/SknUGp5hdLY?t=322 - Grandpanomaly (skull drinks milk)
youtu.be/SknUGp5hdLY?t=336 - Anomaly crushes an egg (infant skull)
youtu.be/BhqfdNXpqRA?t=214
youtube.com/clip/UgkxCg-hKxFD0E1W3C4p3wVNnJ-f2u_Ki0jt
Baba Ganoush#
- This olive oil very like me, papa. Extra virgin.
Papa: Yeees. I thought you meant fat. Um yeah, fun.
youtu.be/MPAIb1nC4vU?t=54 - Always on my balcony, this motherfucking mås, papa.
youtu.be/MPAIb1nC4vU?t=116 - Beer pissing, grandpa
youtu.be/LSyzPfK3WY4?t=47 - Autistic helicopter
youtu.be/LSyzPfK3WY4?t=161 - Welcome to spooky stories
youtu.be/RuK2eMvjKDY?t=278 - We’re actually fucking culinary masterminds
youtu.be/RuK2eMvjKDY?t=820 - Hedgehog facefuck (cocktail)
youtu.be/RuK2eMvjKDY?t=912
Fan Mail#
- First Fan Mail
youtube.com/clip/UgkxJS8-Dx07Uz7QG77ZW9_mRAKEI9QbPS6M - Dabbing on a plane
youtu.be/6zm0w3FjHcc?t=19s - A Package for Willy (Willy Measuring)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxSKK6mrEqvwRgH55OH-63qb-VrHG0jOZS - Anomaly - Hot Dog. (hot dog costume)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxbiGYzkupHGf2m5cq3D9uciH_b2Ag2yDv - Ludiwg Smallcock McCockerstedt Sweden Stupid Guy
youtube.com/clip/UgkxcStOVrrggVOL3J-_sYeNQgD6ZKIZZi_e - Anomaly – Fulfilment Centre
youtube.com/clip/UgkxxXXzRofYE5OizZQ6Ukh6LMFaR-6E7bOM - Hit that motherfucking like button
like you hit the motherfucking yeet.
youtu.be/Wi1zSMHOSIk?t=42 - Oh, he’s from Israel, reeeally?
Don’t take my Shekels.
youtu.be/Vj30NL_Rq7s?t=8m15s - Sumo costume
youtu.be/nlD1itdqoBU?t=8m35s - Finally, I can look like HaiX' mom.
Ilya, it’s time for dinner, woof, woof!
youtu.be/y5cR4a_6deU?t=611 - Diary of a cum slut (Linda)
youtu.be/SZ4wyG1-jE4?t=762 - Oh, I’m so fucking high, papa. I can see time. I can hear colours.
youtu.be/ICZDN6NmTmM?t=186 - Don't send illegal stuff ... because then the government are gonna put fuck on me.
youtu.be/rcxCcmAkJJU?t=100 - Hello Papa, please eat the macaron.
youtu.be/xYCYUVVoW6Y?t=318 - Viewer: I just wanted to thank you and Papa for making my girlfriend and I LOLXD.
youtu.be/xYCYUVVoW6Y?t=243 - Yoooooooo
youtu.be/rcxCcmAkJJU?t=347 - Papa: ha ha ha, kill me
youtu.be/h0G8K1AtQ1s?t=482 - description of content: сука блять, сука блять, CS:GO (suka blyat)
youtu.be/kZbzuCOa4Vk?t=94
German#
- Compilations of Anomaly speaking German by @MavexCS - YouTube
- Judith’s Blütenpracht
youtu.be/2R9u24WNZwE?t=336 - Jawohl ja
youtu.be/YnjD_7svq4w?t=139 - 𝕲𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖌𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖙𝖟 für die Bundesrepublik Deutschland
youtu.be/F9O-CB-82LQ?t=96 - Grundgesetz 2
youtu.be/h0G8K1AtQ1s?t=571 - Grundgesetz 3 (German Embassy Starter Kit)
When is Germany gonna realise
they're probably spending thousands in their tax money
sending this shit to me for free?
(Demonic sound effect)
youtu.be/jgNif30L3Kw?t=481
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2GSdl5Ty6jHjslpPFPXCaCtcgKbd7jyR - Grundgesetz 4
I have so many of these German law books,
I'm gonna throw them into the ocean,
because I don't need them.
youtu.be/dfKZ24DW3e0?t=508
Funny Pronunciation#
- Jeff Bezos
youtu.be/vxFjffcVrSo?t=0m57s - [Jef Bezoos]
youtu.be/ZV8JFDKFNao?t=286 - George [Yeordsh]
youtu.be/ZCmH0Vsmr-M?t=7m21s
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6kxUTY_c6PCHNSfGPI9-skE8y6LyvlPi - Vegemite [vyegemite, vegyemeet, vegyemee-te]
youtu.be/GvFinSQUHqY?t=641 - I’ll talk to you later, Felix [fyelix] (foot phone)
youtu.be/Eop9g-BcgF4?t=112 - Outside a Bristol pub: oi you bloody tosser (stabbing)
youtu.be/Cq0Cuuol2bA?t=292 - OffiSUS (HaiX, CS2 Office map)
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx53rA0Sokt-_4c0YeOKmcJ4pE8zE34lW5 - Anomaly - Goink pley CSGCHO
youtube.com/clip/UgkxbiVkhYlcOaa6lGUUBB7vWfsofUstMUUR - Anomaly - Merry Gristmas (Bulgarian Taxi Driver)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxlZIv3BmheA7Sw28Nt39hUOScG1eq0ufU - Birmingham Circa 1892 (Colorized)
Gimme your wallet lad (stabbing)
youtu.be/iPfR0mkjuNA?t=454 - Mamanomaly: Kniv kniv kniv
youtu.be/C1oSJzIYSm8?t=167s - You know Simpsons? Homer Simpsons? D'OH!
[hoomer simpsons]
youtu.be/SknUGp5hdLY?t=264 - Gargamel
youtu.be/c0xWhBtJnnE?t=212 - Which one of your children do you like the most?
… Muammar al-Gaddafi.
youtu.be/V2e4ghxIwS0?t=682 - Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and I want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story
youtu.be/7zV2_wwwF_4
Akriform#
A company Papanomaly used to work for.
- youtu.be/Ft4czuP0FIs?t=313
- youtu.be/Ft4czuP0FIs?t=405
- youtu.be/I3KaEwm114U?t=164s
- youtu.be/Za9Gf0b_XQg?t=118s
- youtu.be/z4J6DwdvFC4?t=149
LOL#
There's just something funny about the way Anomaly pronounces [eLL].
If you can be bothered, please turn these into a compilation video:
- youtu.be/USzN4n-upts (Many LOLs)
- youtu.be/36aRDEzAA9Y?t=298
- youtu.be/me1KSJF41z4?t=138
- youtu.be/k-Qq7l5sHZo?t=573
- youtu.be/8eg81q8nnQQ?t=200
- youtu.be/r4ojxa0CugU?t=1103
- youtu.be/QbvFw5t_2jI?t=903
- youtu.be/6QL5tN5QMDw?t=330
- youtu.be/ZV8JFDKFNao?t=211
- youtu.be/17w0L5ZQju4?t=380
- youtu.be/U1xCqE13ZOU?t=549
- youtu.be/HPVkzE6uTfQ?t=112
- youtu.be/4lptFpGsfGo?t=331
- youtu.be/YNYBDdpWciM??t=515
- youtu.be/L44t6IWEXpQ?t=69
- youtu.be/BTp6Dx966uc?t=2m35s
- youtu.be/lOQ0l-Vs4_E?t=200
- youtu.be/uEsoTb9RpMk?t=3m26s
- youtu.be/ZV8JFDKFNao?t=212
- youtu.be/ZV8JFDKFNao?t=859
- youtu.be/xiAfhVIGdKw?t=472
- youtu.be/Wm-E9_8Ebu0?t=476
- youtu.be/Wm-E9_8Ebu0?t=494
- youtu.be/iPfR0mkjuNA?t=622
- youtu.be/g0-z7PSd2V0?t=29
- youtu.be/HTjEvPyyC6I?t=999
- youtu.be/deYOZbgrPIg?t=556
- youtu.be/4JPSCKZSnwM?t=524
- youtu.be/gPwit-N-Qtg?t=510
- youtu.be/xa5YB5xISX0?t=1334
- youtu.be/awUtGhjLlK8?t=1476
- youtu.be/JmonvSPRhnY?t=439
- youtu.be/TqS2Sj9FzC0?t=266
- youtu.be/fe0196SHBNg?t=104
- youtu.be/JaKGS8-V-14?t=221 (hehe hoohoo lol)
- youtu.be/JaKGS8-V-14?t=378
- youtu.be/O22t8hmd2Iw?t=145
- youtu.be/HqshLvSQWyU?t=121 (LOLLLL)
- youtu.be/HqshLvSQWyU?t=435
- youtu.be/E7kacgom97s?t=110
- youtu.be/oZDXDZgi3ac?t=54
- youtu.be/uAiAznhkTvI?t=633
- youtu.be/S0M2HMjyNm4?t=384
- youtu.be/7WgN6d3tHOc?t=482
- youtu.be/xQp4tmJscMQ?t=151
- youtu.be/JwVyfjVgfmU?t=233
- youtu.be/hAm7aq3aliI?t=449
- youtu.be/xYCYUVVoW6Y?t=246 (LOLXD)
- youtu.be/AXe4AUUgNE4?t=288 (xD prank LOLXD)
- youtu.be/QK4qCDJXxR4?t=15
- youtu.be/xgzhiWlKCn4?t=116
- youtu.be/xgzhiWlKCn4?t=448
- youtu.be/OqJ0-4rCbj8?t=270
Other Quotes#
Anomaly, the (half-)Finnish peasant#
- Finland - A Peasant's life
youtu.be/57qOexa0kZk?t=488 - please don't call me fucking peasant
i have food
youtu.be/57qOexa0kZk?t=628 - you are my 2nd cusin, help
Hello.
Please send me food. I am the starve. I hope you're not a Russian chasing me.
Cheers,
A starving peasant. :-(
youtu.be/57qOexa0kZk?t=711
The Rest#
- Then you go to Alcatraz, FUCK YOOOOU
youtu.be/H_3wbAeMNnc?t=3m23s - You look like a fucking oyster
youtu.be/qOhvMaHJT48?t=710 - Bootleg Czechoslovakian's Counter Strike
youtu.be/gxF3TDJsvkc?t=8m56s - My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back!
youtu.be/_wRqtHP_GeI?t=286 - Swedish mafia stealing the pavement
youtu.be/V_rvHtpAERU?t=480 - Funny idea for a video by Papanomaly:
How about if I sit in the sofa
and you light it on fire?
youtu.be/Ft4czuP0FIs?t=245s
youtube.com/clip/UgkxtEPCuweXglx13UfFMeTKE_iNamQ61jgX - (Ring for sex bell)
Papa, someone sent me this in the mail, papa
youtu.be/DyzQCgKOnrY?t=2m56s - Papa: Am I sexy now? Can I be your bitch?
youtu.be/DyzQCgKOnrY?t=5m27s - Papa: *rings for sex*
youtu.be/DyzQCgKOnrY?t=10m03s - Papanomaly sets his beard on fire
youtu.be/wFKgdZMm4wE?t=10m20s - [Beer] before you go to work (breakfast beer)
youtu.be/cHOuHK55KR4?t=192 - This, I could have for breakfast (breakfast beer)
youtu.be/--jSourmyQ0?t=198 - Adios (loss of loved ones card)
youtu.be/0hwiRwUdh34?t=258 - Anomaly Sings Deep Purple – Smoke on the Water
youtu.be/0hwiRwUdh34?t=91
youtu.be/TEl0PvaV8ys?t=185
youtu.be/X6WDoZJ4Xzk?t=40 - RapaceN staring into the wall
youtu.be/0hwiRwUdh34?t=131 - Let's see the grenade.
… Okay, that took 2.5 business days to explode.
youtu.be/tCAOHBlZSn4?t=360 - Why have you blocked me on Twitter?
youtu.be/0597gJaYlP4?t=210Hello. My name is Anomaly. You have stoled my name. Why are you do this? Help. I have not been the rude to you on Twitter but you still resort to the big block. I would like to be unblocked. Thank. My Twitter is @AnomalyXd Please Regards, The REal Anomaly. - Anomaly shaves off his eyebrow
youtu.be/s3F6pmHcdlA?t=143 - Anomaly throws a chair at a bird
youtu.be/VNEC1C_acG8?t=469 - I eat shit.
youtu.be/KisAeJsus4s?t=250 - Fucking shit camera, fucking cock
youtu.be/_X1EiZKqVMU?t=452 - I can’t stand straight.
That’s cause I’m gay.
Haha, got ‘em.
youtu.be/5vFPZYkbt-Q?t=547 - Thai spicy extra fucking Vietnam napalm
youtu.be/5sc_gtQz4W0?t=878 - Today we're playing bootleg Czechoslovakian's Counter-Strike
youtu.be/gxF3TDJsvkc?t=535 - Anomaly’s imaginary fans: Oooh, Anomaly
youtu.be/-vbKnzKdWS4?t=25 - Thank you, Enrico.
Wasn't it Enrique?
Enri-co.
Wasn't it Enrique?
Enri-que.
youtu.be/zFWqpc0czKo?t=561 - Do your father aprof y being a youtuber
Papa: Yes. I aprof much.
Papa aprof y a lot.
youtu.be/d-S9LRVb2V8?t=414 - Anomaly is truly the Forrest Gump of csgo
youtu.be/v61sv3pauPc?lc=UgzJs3V_yqHQF_jqASB4AaABAg - Mama! Finland devil, close the door.
(Jävla finne stäng dörren.)
youtu.be/RAxW2ZdqVQU?t=236s - 1700 what? 1700 Shekels
youtu.be/JMZfmnxFAwo?t=121 - Blackbeard's cabinet fucking desk
... renaissance fucking design
youtu.be/JMZfmnxFAwo?t=532 - I am watching Seinfeld
(He is watching Seinfeld)
youtu.be/YcGFgQmp07o?t=283 - UwU
youtu.be/EfkGccArmFs?t=10m16s - Anomaly falls into a pit full of Endermen
youtu.be/ZRHmTI5SzHY?t=615 - I fuck the doctor because I am the doctor.
Papa: So you fuck yourself.
Fuck.
youtu.be/LjQqlHo5E3k?t=27 - If I die, let it be known I did not enjoy life.
youtube.com/clip/UgkxWjL0VOCbHdjt8GU_680AKXZweuprAmD- - Fucking Danes (jävla danskar)
youtu.be/r5s_e4B7vAY?t=482 - Haha, Denmark, LOL, you are gay.
youtu.be/r5s_e4B7vAY?t=717 - 18 hectograms of illegal substances
youtu.be/aFUpNJB81Sc?t=519s - You don't get it you boomer fuck
youtube.com/clip/UgkxLLpZJTdU79GUp-9oUjyTrN6ikTLnt344 - Anomaly – A message for the YouTube employee reviewing this video
youtube.com/clip/UgkxnL1kext1D5C0f9RInbd3GZtgJLpKDGhc - Anomaly Eats a Cake
youtube.com/clip/UgkxXpxU40ErB-NY58XN5CZqJMjyvhF73s5P - Anomaly - Poem for Bob (his girlfriend)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxQKqTR9oiiQKmK_NcHO064Gg7T990Q7zj - Do you want dating me?
youtube.com/clip/UgkxA5oME4L41Nu1hOk0goiG_gXUUWwALs-p - Anomaly - Valve (you know, like Steam?)
youtube.com/clip/UgkxUUbYZCIjNshpvg9bpCkpaB3JsANFhlky - Papanomaly's Style:
Skulls and boomer metalhead type shit.
Papa: And prostitutes.
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx61pbD46r8EGivDjaasJGbfRfDyX_A2LY - Welcome to Alabama.
I chew tobacco and I fuck my sister.
I've got 600 acres of land, but I still fuck my cousin.
Yeehaw!
(redneck stereotype)
youtu.be/GtPud04WSFU?t=585 - Mama, You're so cute. Here, can I have a hug?
Mamanomaly: *middle finger*
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE FINGER?
youtu.be/n2b1ahPRGgs?t=17 - Sorry for my bed London [condom], I'm the French.
youtu.be/Eop9g-BcgF4?t=266 - (Coin Flip)
Do I live, or do I die?
Yes, I die.
youtu.be/Civ_ILD4N1c?t=13 - Papa, coin flip:
Heads – I live, tails – I die.
Ah fuck, I live.
youtu.be/3xmtWIl5X80?t=318 - Minecraft pickaxe beard
youtu.be/Cq0Cuuol2bA?t=140
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