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The Martti Partti
Beautiful, but doesn’t know it. I write comedy for misbehaving women that helps us feel like superheroines! 2 books out, yo. Humor, parody, satire, nonsense | She/Hers
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Read 10 days ago and current, but nothing has been published for 23 months.
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For All the Bad Ladies! Especially the Olde Ones
I had some thoughts about "postmenopausal females"
I'm Appearing at The Ripped Bodice LA September 21st!
Doors open 6:30pm, fun starts at 7!
But Why Should I Read Your Stupid New Book, Martti?
First of all — rude.
Dropping 8-15: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM!
By me. It's my new book yay!
Holy Carp, I'm In McSweeney's!
Dream un-freaking-locked
Meet The Shittiest Princess!
“But fulfilling female friendships that don’t revolve around men are forbidden in my line of work,” said Princess Poot.
QUIZ: Are You a Modern Badass Woman or Some Weird Medieval Bat Thing?
Read my new piece on The Belladonnas and figure out exactly how the hell many feet you have. Finally!
Zombies and Old Lace
a Halloween Story That Moves Very Slowly by Martti Nelson
Ted Lasso'ed My Heart, and Might Have Saved It
Yes, I took the easy joke out. Keep reading anyway, why not.