A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Trans Bullshit Go Down

I know I'm supposed to be resting but I need a rest from my rest. While I don't know for certain that I have COVID, it sure feels like the first time I came down with it.

Whatever it is that's trying to eat me alive is going to have to try harder to keep me from risking my health in order to share transgender bullshit with my readers.

I'm such an idiot.

There aren't many bits of trans-related media that really upset me. This did.

This makes me very.very.angry.

You have less than zero clue about what you're suggesting. At least, I hope this is a case of ignorance.

This idea should not be spread. It's not only one of the biggest falsehoods I've heard, but it's straight up dangerous.

Update: This was too egregious not to start an essay about.

What an insult. This person had the right response:

Make sure to report it.

Or you can live by the Welcome to Night Vale axiom:

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.**

**I do not condone drinking yourself into amnesia.

Riddle me this: how come guys who aren't on wrong-sex hormones also get “euphoria boners”?

By the way, I'm more than happy for people to download and post anything I make. I avoided putting my Substack URL on this one, but even if it has one, please share!

Like this one!

This has to be trolling…right?

…Right?

Get your flag off of my uterus! (And my oppression while you're at it.)

Ready for a “reality check”?

Surprise! It wasn't all bad!

I couldn't have said it better myself and I'm quite glad I found this video.

Sigh.

This is what cowardice looks like.

Pain and bloating do not a period make.

Try getting your period at eleven and trying to desperately hide it because you're so ashamed of your female body. Try bleeding through your clothing in public as a teen. Try having PCOS and debilitating PMDD.

OR

Try living in a part of the world where having your period means getting locked into a hut for a week and being denied an education.

Or just fuck off. Actually, yeah. Do that one.

Alright, I think you've earned a reward and I've earned the right to go back to sleep.

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