
The Creature
If you had told me when I was younger that I would be obsessive about crochet, I’d have told you, in no uncertain terms, you were a moron.
Weekly notes from professional show off, chicken keeper and part time grouch, Lynn Ferguson, direct from the San Fernando Valley California, via Cumbernauld . Scotland.
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If you had told me when I was younger that I would be obsessive about crochet, I’d have told you, in no uncertain terms, you were a moron.

Even though I’m not a copywriter for Hallmark, I am fully confident in stating that a vast majority of ‘humorous’ Birthday cards are general variations of the joke: “You’re not old.

I know I’m not alone in being afraid of the dentist.

Sometimes Nature decides it's time for you to sit in the corner and consider your choices.

You know those songs that once you get them in your head, they go on and on and on?

As proverbs go, “If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen,” might be my least favorite.

When I was a younger version of me, I could easily go the odd night or two without much sleep.

I’m not ashamed to admit, I do enjoy the odd wee helpful phrase from time to time.

I am not ashamed to admit I was almost today years old when I noticed that doctors’ offices often huddle together like fast food joints or mattress stores.

So I know it's the weekend, but after that, you've lost me.

I have a confession to make.