demilypyro : demilypyro : wow she’s just like me fr. my front teeth are normal but some of my molars are angled weird so it looks like I have several extra canines. I’m feeling so represented I feel like I mention my sharp teeth quite often but people just assume I’m joking around or something until I show pictures. People could stand to acknowledge my awesome teeth more!
prokopetz : prokopetz : The way some people react to the Monty Hall problem is a good illustration that correctly identifying that you’re being tricked and correctly identifying how you’re being tricked are two separate skills. Some folks immediately intuit that there’s a statistical sleight of hand in play, but because they have no insight into how it works, they interpret any…
estrogenpatchnotes : estrogenpatchnotes : So many ads are just “we at corporation care about our customers which is why we [thing we are legally obligated to do]” I think about this so much more after working at a call center and being told “you need to not say outage unless we actually have a confirmed outage because we legally have to reimburse people if we fail to provide service” and then…
eshasunrise : sailatina3 : The symbiotes from spider man have infinite lesbian porn potential and yet fuckers only make heterosexual doggy style or gay male muscle worship at best. Zero imagination. What a disservice! It boggles the mind how a concept like “alien tendrils that cover your skin and give you a new identity and make you feel like you’re on extacy and give you shapeshifting…
dark-magician-girl-meets-world : hymneminium : #oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it’s a weed thing?? there’s no way right Of course Peter Gallagher knows that “dank” is a weed thing. He also knows that “in heat” is a sex thing and that when aliens “probe” someone it’s in the anus. These are…
frostops : frostops : It’s a fascinating inversion (?) of “drawing a girl and then adding the sign of mars to indicate she is a warrior” to draw a girl and then call her a “boy from venus” and then have that both that “boy” and the cis misandrist girl think of “him” as separate from men. >start drawing yourself as a girl again >joke that the girl version of hounds more interesting and has a…
maskdoll : me: come on. you know i wouldn’t slay you with my wicked heavens-slaying blade. you’re my closest and most powerful ally, you’re practically family to me! me three drinks in:
allpiesforourown : Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;) Artist who’s only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a ¾ view in the pic
averagejoey2000 : averagejoey2000 : averagejoey2000 : averagejoey2000 : dingdongyouarewrong : dingdongyouarewrong : averagejoey2000 : dingdongyouarewrong : i’m getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified. well damn . egg on my face THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself I can’t believe this is how I’m finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.…
thepolymorphexperience : inber : Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain. Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling . That is to say: you…
penny-anna : penny-anna : penny-anna : one argument you often see about fanfiction is that it’s like ‘training wheels’ writing? like 'oh it’s fine to do that while you’re still learning, it’s easier than coming up with your own ideas’. and I have to say I have just never agreed with that. in my experience it’s actually pretty common for newbie…
acerby : princesspuppyangel : princesspuppyangel : Yeah my favorite superhero growing up was the Bruce Banner/Hulk. Yeah the character whose body taking on extreme masculine traits is seen as a horror. Yeah the hero whose villains are hunting them down for being seen as a monster or are men with the same abilities revealing in the masculinity. Yes the character who really likes and is nicer to…
prokopetz : There’s a certain Type of Guy on social media who takes great pride in having a weird sense of humour, but flounders when confronted with any genuine absurdism deeper than a YouTube Poop. Like, you think you’re on the cutting edge because you can deep-fry a JPEG? Buddy, you can’t even handle Heathcliff .