I don't understand poetry
So this probably should have been an Instagram story
Live Laugh Lovecraft
I write unicornshit. It's like bullshit, just sparklier.
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...or why not giving a fuck is a privilege.
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...according to my council of aunties (whose opinion nobody asked for)