Let’s talk about your office wardrobe. And I say this with love. Most guys are not dressing like a guy who gets the promotion. They’re not dressing like a guy who gets the girl in marketing to look up from her laptop. They’re dressing like a guy who bought 5 things from a department store sale the week before his first day and has not revisited the situation since.
That was 6 years ago. Those fitted pants know it. The tight button down knows it. The suede Chelsea boots he thought were a thing in 2019, they especially know it.
Here’s what’s interesting though. The Cool Guy is not spending more money than you. He’s not working harder than you. He’s not even thinking about it that much. He just figured out the formula early and now it runs on autopilot. He walks into a meeting and something shifts in the room. His boss notices. The client notices. The girl in marketing definitely notices. And he didn’t do anything except get dressed correctly.
That’s what this is about. Getting dressed correctly, so you just know you look good and don’t have to overthink anything.
I’ve put together 5 outfits that will actually serve looks. For the office, for the coffee before the office, for the drinks after the office that turn into something you definitely can’t tell your co-workers about. And because there’s a small window right now between Memorial Day and summer where things are actually on sale (not that you care about that, not even a little), this is the time to dial in your signature look.
Don’t save this post and forget about it. That’s exactly what the guy in the suede Chelsea boots would do. Don’t be that guy.
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This is the outfit that walks into a Monday morning meeting and immediately gets taken seriously. Here’s how it works: the stripe shirt goes on first, collar slightly open, never buttoned to the top unless you want to look like you’re about to board a flight in 2008. The navy sweater layers over it for about half your workday. After lunch, the sweater comes off, sleeves get rolled up, forearms make an appearance. Girls always think this is hot. It’s not an accident.
The olive pants are doing more work than you realize. The break should hit just above the shoe with a slight ankle reveal, always with a crew sock. A bare ankle in the office is not a personality trait, it’s a mistake. And while we’re here: the backpack ends today. It’s giving first grader, lunch his mom packed, big dreams and a Pokemon keychain. The tote replaces it permanently. No further discussion.
There are industries where jeans are acceptable and industries where they are not. You know which one you’re in. But if you’re going to wear denim to the office, the rule is simple: the darker the better. Vintage black, washed black, the darkest blue imaginable. Light wash is for the weekend. Black denim is sophisticated. There is no in between.
This outfit proves you can wear jeans and still look like the most put together person in the building, but only if everything else is intentional. Black knit over a clean white tee. The tee should be fitted but not tight, the kind that looks expensive even if it wasn’t.
Now let’s talk about Common Projects. They had their moment in 2018 and some think it passed. I disagree, specifically in an office context. Because here’s what happens when a woman sees you wearing Common Projects: she ticks a box. Style. Taste. Invests in quality. Knows the difference between a good shoe and a generic shoe. There is a significant difference between the guy wearing Common Projects and the guy wearing Cole Haan. Please know the difference and please act accordingly.
The structured bag and the watch close the loop. Without them this is just a guy in jeans. With them it’s a statement. The hot girl in marketing can’t explain why she keeps looking up. It’s this. It’s all of this.
Before we get to Wednesday, a quick interruption. I have two fully updated Cool Guy Style Guides with 60+ outfits between them, my most detailed style notes, tons of visual inspiration and over 200+ links, all ready to shop.
The Essentials Guide has 9 office combinations inside and works for every age group including if you’re 40+ and wondering if you can still pull this off. You can, and you will.
The Summer Guide takes you into the weekends. If you’ve made it this far and you’re still wearing the button down from 2016, this is your sign. Both guides will save you hours of shopping and pay for themselves the first time she notices you.
This is the outfit for the guy who walks into a room and people assume he runs something. The olive overshirt is the move, replacing the blazer for anyone working in creative, media, or tech, and honestly it’s better. I need to address something while I have your attention: the jeans, blazer, and sneakers combination needs to be retired immediately. That look peaked in 2018, it was questionable then, and I don’t want to see it at the office, at work drinks, or at a networking event. We’re done with it.
The overshirt is relaxed enough to feel lived-in and structured enough to feel intentional. Underneath, the same stripe shirt from Monday, because when something fits this well you own multiples and you don’t explain yourself. The charcoal trousers are non-negotiable. This is the look that belongs in a client meeting or a corner office. The pant sits at the natural waist and breaks clean at the top of the shoe. Get them tailored. I promise you it will change your life and it costs less than dinner.
The Shinola watch is the detail that makes someone look at you twice. It doesn’t say I’m trying. It says I’ve always been like this. One spray of Jack Henry Balance on your wrists on the way out. You’ll leave the office smelling like someone she’s going to think about on her commute home.
The last two outfits are the ones she’s going to bring up at brunch.
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