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Smile like you mean it

For months, I quietly held something painful and awful.

Today is my birthday

Once more unto the weeds!

And after all the violence and double-talk, there's just a song in all the trouble and the strife

This is a tale of two feet.

Self-portrait through hydrangeas

I’ve had a debilitating existential crisis or two in my time, but not in the summer.

Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby, don't forget my number

In our family, the way our brains work has split down gender lines.

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

I got my semiannual infusion this afternoon.

I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you

Have you ever had an actual enemy?

Down on the corner, out here in the street

Waste not...want not?

Boats against the current

Yesterday morning, my phone pinged with a text I’ve received on May 15 for the last 16 years.

Just like a one-winged dove

Sings a song, sounds like she's singin'

An incomplete list of potential feelings on Mother’s Day

(It's complicated)