Welcome to the Greatest Hits—the posts I’m currently most proud of, hand-picked for maximum digression, absurdity, and mild amusement.
If you’re new here, consider this your shortcut through the chaos of my creative outlet. Think of it as the VIP tour: some weird humor, some messy family stories, a dash of absurdity, and one or two things you’ll want to forward to your friends just to push boundaries and see how they react.
You’re welcome. And I’m sorry.
A married man’s warning to women everywhere.
Neighborhood ducks wreak havoc.
Groundbreaking science meets gingers.
A most important list of the most important cohabitation questions.
Potty training goes sideways.
A toddler who responds to discipline with relentless politeness
Toddler. Dog. Poop.
That’s the curated tour. If you laughed, cringed, or wondered what kind of emotional waterboarding you just subjected yourself to, consider subscribing. There’s plenty more where this came from, and it can be delivered straight to your inbox at the convenient intervals of my inconsistent posting schedule.
Or don’t. But probably do.
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