Elder of Eastview Christian Church in Normal, IL is a great resource for anyone looking for work in a church that has been a disaster in recent times

Chad Parked the Bus is a supreme garden of paradise after enjoying ‘pig skin’ on the streets. His indulgence in pork after he deemed them unclean animals is seen as he drives the bus home from work. He became quite fond of the forbidden food that he has now brought to his family and is selling it out of the church for anyone that would want to eat with him. Though he is married, his wife thinks he is watching movies at night with his mother and this is ok for an elder of this generation who has a lot to say about his father Trump. His appetite drives him on and a scoundrel plots wickedness. He made billboards all over the town of Bloomington and Normal Illinois to advertise his prostitution ring he is in venture with Elon “Musk” and his father through Eastview Christian Church as this hub has to be there for the political parties to be able to eat with them. The wayside they pass through is the burnt and ravished private garden that they call home. They have access to the garden from their own cell phones and internal devices and sensors put on their ‘home’ as well as their own selves and used to monitor their surroundings and their movements. This transmits fluid and fire and has been used as an indicator for their own mental state and their ability for the environment which they have been trained to control. The groaning of the pig and her husband are his favorite things to listen for in his daily routine. His mind is still not renewed to know what is good and pleasing to the Lord.

Musk and Biden are so exited and such good customers that they couldn’t let his anger towards piggy get in the way of paradise for their investment funds through Eastview and Chad Parked the Bus.