Who do you think you are? Cathy Horyn?

My reality consists of asphalt roads, huge highway signs, cars of every shape and color, traffic lights, CVS, Walmart, Publix, grass, trees, political signs planted in the grass, Petco, HomeGoods, Dollar Tree, Shoe Station, Fresh Market, Flying Biscuit Cafe, Chase Bank, Panera Bread, 1-800-GOT-JUNK.

And so I think I want something else. I want to be…I want to be Cathy Horyn! I want to go to every Fashion Week, disappear into a hotel room and write about what I saw on the runways.

I work hard for it. I do a lot of things that lead nowhere, but one day something sticks and I get invited to a couple of great NYFW shows. I’m almost there.

But when I have killed the tiger, I’m scared of the skin.