Ep. 441 Underworld: Team Walk-Into-The-Ocean
The guys try to see if leather cat suits in 2003 are empowering to the modern woman. No one is more qualified to do this.
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Can you believe I've never seen Die Hard? Me neither. Late To The Table revisits classic works of entertainment that you might have missed and sees how they hold up. WE MISSED IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
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Ep. 440 Bring It On: Finger B*ng Scholarship
The guys continue Net Year and start Female Empowerment(?) Month. Does the 26 year old cheerleading movie still have what it takes to be aggressive, be-ee aggressive? Find out before I start scamming on your squirrels.
Ep.439 Bottle Rocket: Simply Stencils
The boys don their best corduroy jackets and check out Wes Anderson's first film. Does it hold up 30 years later? Can they make an episode as long as the movie? DOES NET YEAR LIVE?
Ep. 438 Fast X: Mambo No. God's Eye-ve
You already know what it is when it is what it is. Does Fast X hold up to the lofty standards to the franchise?
Ep. 437 Wild Strawberries: George Lucas Has Pierced The Veil
Neapolitan month closes...but net year is on the edge of a knife! Can our heroes find a net in the 1957 Ignmar Berman film?
Ep. 436 Chocolat: Zero Calorie Shark Jizz
Deal with it. Deal with what we're doing. It's the Chocolat edition of Neapolitan-Net-Month. Does Chocolat hold up or does it suck a Choco-lot? Find out baby! NOTE: Rich's mic went funky for a few minutes at the end of the episode. We stitched together Mike's rambling monologues to fill gaps. Sorry for any weirdness, it's a fun ep!
Ep. 435 Vanilla Sky: Neapolitan-Net-Month-Year-Time
Awww yeah baby. We're back again. Late to the Table. Tom Cruise. 2001. Bad Boy for life! Cameron Crowe! Does Vanilla Sky hold up in 2026? Get. Into. It!
Ep. 434 Congo: Laura Linney with a Laser
The guys draft off Jurassic Park's wake by watching 1995's Congo. Does it hold up? Does it have NETS? Find out before YOU become the endangered species.
Ep. 433 The Adventures of Robin Hood: Net-baiting
The guys check out a 1938 classic. Does it hold up in 2026? Abusing underage girls, sympathizing with facism, and high levels of drug use never go out of style when you're Errol Flynn!
Ep. 432 The 13th Warrior: Macro Level Husbandry
Net year continues! Does a cinematic flop by John McTiernan and Michael Crichton from 1999 hold up in 2026? FIND OUT AND GROW STRONGER.
Ep. 431 Nomadland: Honesty Pistol
The guys check out the 2021 best picture winner that you definitely haven't seen. Does it hold up in 2026? Will net year continue!?! Find out. Now.
Ep. 430 A Knight's Tale: Joust Coin
Two crypto influencers wax nostalgic about 2001's A Knight's Tale. Does it hold up 25 years later?
Ep. 429 Network: Poison Cup Butt Chug
The guys check up on the prescient 1976 movie about the sensationalization and radicalization of news media. They might also be starting a thing called "Net Month" but who can be sure?
Ep. 428 Spartacus: Gorilla Tactics
The boys check up on Stanley Kubrick's 1960 sword and sandals epic. Does it hold up in 2026? Let's all enjoy the crumbing of an empire together!
Ep. 427 Blade: Open Source Almanac
How does the (kind of) start of the MCU from 1998 hold up in 2026? I guess we'll find out. These are the most important questions facing America in 2026.
Ep. 426 2025, A Year In Review: Year Of The Midrange Uncle
Two idiots count down their top and bottom 5 movies of 2025.
Ep. 425 Perfect Blue: '97 Tech Jump Scares
It's the last episode of the year! Does the seminal 1997 anime Perfect Blue hold up in 2025? What food is best for super charging your blood? Find. Out. Now.
BONUS Captain Eo: A Holiday Miracle
Ho ho ho mofo! It's a little gift in your stocking, a Late To The Table BONUS episode! Does the 1986 Michael Jackson Disney Attraction (my new band name) hold up on baby Jesus' birthday? FIND OUT.
Ep. 424 Eyes Wide Shut: Alexa, Play That Gregorian Sex Music
Ho ho ho! It's another December on Late to the Table! The boys watch Kubrick's final and only Christmas tinged film. Will they find a movie about elite sex cults relevant in 2025?! FIND OUT NOW.
Ep. 423 Apollo 13: Totally InVESTED
The boys celebrate Thanksgiving by being Hankful for movies about space disasters and Kevin Bacon.
Ep. 422 Footloose: Gloves Are Permanence
Oh thank Kevin! We're bringing in the bacon to see if the 1984 movie, Footloose, holds up. Get into it baby.
Ep. 421 Tremors: Tik Tok Grandpa
The boys are at it again with the start of a new theme month? Maybe? Bring in the Bacon? Novembacon? Mike and Rich watch the 1990 Kevin Bacon film Tremors. Does it hold up? Not gonna say. That'd be telling.
Ep. 420 Rosemary's Baby: The Devil's Hot Tub
Goddamnit! FUCK. It's episode 420 and we didn't say a goddamn thing about it. I'm sorry. We really failed you this week. Does it even matter if Rosemary's Baby holds up? I don't even know who I am anymore.
Ep. 419 Misery: What If Pigs Had Guns On Their Head?
IT'S TIME. October has come upon us (gross) and thus we must watch scary films! Does the Rob Reiner movie Misery hold up? Is it a return of the Stephen King? Find out now because we're LIVE at the Riyadh Comedy Festival! I love oil!
Ep. 418 The Sting: C3P0 Sprintin'`
In honor of Robert Redford and in honor of NOT watching The 5th Element, the boys watch the 1973 classic The Sting. Is the buzz real or will we have an allergic reaction? Get it? I'm doing like a bee thing here. It undercuts the fact the film is really about grifters.
Ep. 417 Rush Hour: Stepped On By An Elf Queen
Do you understand the words that are coming out of your headphones? No? Well it's about Rush Hour. It's a 1998 action comedy. Does it hold up in 2025? Check check check it out y'all.
Ep. 416 Breathless: Incel Romcom
The guys do the most logical thing they can and follow up their naked gun episode with an examination of Jean-Luc Godard's Breathless. Does French New Wave cinema hold up to two dummies who have willingly watched the movie Lil' Pimp? FIND OUT.
Ep. 416 Breathless: Incel Romcom
The guys do the most logical thing they can and follow up their naked gun episode with an examination of Jean-Luc Godard's Breathless. Does French New Wave cinema hold up to two dummies who have willingly watched the movie Lil' Pimp? FIND OUT.
Ep. 415: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!: Mr. Bean With A Gun
The guys shamelessly cash in on the dripping synergy faucet of The Naked Gun Reboot.
Ep. 414 Midnight Run: In Flight Starscream Portrait
Hohoho. The boys start off a COMBO CHAIN by doing two movies with midnight in the title back to back! When will the chain end? Does the 1988 Robert De Niro buddy comedy hold up? FIND OUT.
Ep. 413 Midnight Cowboy: Kool-Aid Fish Tank
Aw shiiiit! This episode of Late To The Table is rated X…FOR EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEE…NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR. Brought to you by doritos! Does the 1970 best picture winner hold up in 2025? FIND OUT NOW.
Ep. 412 Pitch Black: Redumbtion Arc
The boys check in on what may have been one of the most influential films of the early 2000s.
Ep. 411 Now You See Me: The Brown Eye Of Horus
What's the 411 y'all? Is it MAGIC? Is magic in the air? The gang stares into the face of madness while watching 2013's Now You See Me.
Ep. 410 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: Mustafar Bachelor Pad
With the ending of Andor on Disney+, the gang decides once and for all if Rogue One is a good movie. Topics include: a whole lotta bullshit. Spoilers include: a whole lotta bullshit
Ep. 410 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: Mustafar Bachelor Pad
With the ending of Andor on Disney+, the gang decides once and for all if Rogue One is a good movie. Topics include: a whole lotta bullshit. Spoilers include: a whole lotta bullshit
Ep. 409 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Big Librarian
The boys FINALLY watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Does Ang Lee's 2000 martial arts epic hold up? Swing your floppy swords, log into linkedIN, and find out!
Ep. 409 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Big Librarian
The boys FINALLY watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Does Ang Lee's 2000 martial arts epic hold up? Swing your floppy swords, log into linkedIN, and find out!
Ep. 408 Fistful of Dollars:Wild Arms Well Pisser
Sorry for the late upload! Turns out that's what happens when you and your cohost WATCH DIFFERENT GODDAMN MOVIES ON YOUR MOVIE PODCAST. Jesus. Does 1964's Fistful of Dollars hold up in 2025?
Ep. 407 Alien vs. Predator: Bokobin Engines
I was going to name this episode Sonic the Hedgehog feet pics but I was worried that we'd crash the internet with all of the fervent googling. Also apparently we named an episode Na'vi Feet Pics once. Jesus. What kind of show is this? Does Alien Vs. Predator hold up? Find out citizens of knothole village!
Ep. 406 Memento: Dead Wife Grindset
Ho ho ho! Two dummies watch an early Christopher Nolan film. Does it hold up? That's Sir Christopher Nolan to you, you wretched animal!
Ep. 405 Big Hero 6: Baemaxing
OH snap it's Late To The Table! They're watching a children's movie from 10 years ago! What a wild change of pace. Does it hold up in 2025? Maybe!? Find out?
Ep. 404 The Crow: Branding Logic Not Found
Two idiots put on their tightest, blackest t-shirts and check out 1994's The Crow. Does it hold up to some losers who have never played electric guitar on a rooftop, or is as crummy as a pawn shop owner? FIND OUT MORTALS.
Ep. 403 Twilight: Snooki Ass Vampires
Two podcast hosts discover a dark secret about each other. They've both seen the movie Twilight. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP IN 2025? Find out glitter babies!
Ep. 402 The Lighthouse: Scrimshaw Baddies
Two New England men slowly descend into madness while watching the 2019 film, The Lighthous
Ep. 401 The Fast And The Furious Present: Hobbes and Shaw: Macguffin Shop
Then guys kick off a new era of Late to the Table by doing the same old shit…watching Fast and the Furious movies while sleep deprived.
Ep. 400 2024, A Year In Review: Lost In The Sauce
The boys look back on the year that was and celebrate 400 goddamn episodes. .
Ep. 399 The Zone of Interest: Edged By Nazis
For their last film of the year, the gang check up on the harrowing 2023 holocaust film, The Zone of Interest. Fun, right? A real barrel of laughs to close out the year.
Ep. 398 Godzilla Minus One: A Manger Of Post-War Trauma
SEMI-RECENT-CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED-MOVIES-MONTH-TIME CONTINUES! Does the 2023 Kaiju film Godzilla Minus One hold up or is it a nuclear heat blast right in the butt? FIND OUT G-CELLS!
Ep. 397 Lady Bird: A Bull Market Of Hand Jobs
IT'S SEMI-RECENT-CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED-MOVIES-MONTH-TIME! Does the 2017 Greta Gerwig film hold up in 2024? Should we all call our moms? FIND OUT NOW.
Ep. 396 Kiki's Delivery Service: Skibidi's Delivery Service
My hand is a flower that blooms words into being on this google doc in which I write episode descriptions. Does the 1989 Studio Ghibli film hold up in the cold harsh reality of 2024 or is Miyazaki going to door dash some ice cream to cry into later? FIND OUT WITCHES.