Fresh Hell Is All About 'Distract and Evade'
Lacking a catering truck, we've developed some Secret Service-level tactics to help you thwart thine enemies.
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Humor, opinions, recommendations and distractions for smart people who've just about had it, brought to you by Kris Frieswick, humorist, journalist, columnist, novelist and former editor at the WSJ
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Fresh Hell Worries A Lot About the Water
Another one of my totally rational obsessions is keeping me up at night
Fresh Hell Just Got a Double-Cheek Face Slap From the Universe
Sometimes the cosmos has just had it with all your bitching.
Fresh Hell Is a Shitty Hang
If you need me, I’ll be in a heap at the bottom on that cliff
Fresh Hell Does Not Appreciate Chipmunk Summer One Bit
Oh sure, they’re cute, but why are they staring at me and what the hell do they want?
Fresh Hell Learned Everything She Needs to Know on a Bike
Cycling with a monster chasing you is a metaphor for life.
Fresh Hell Is a Witness to the Hair Tie Apocalypse
File it under: you can never unsee this.
Fresh Hell Is Here to Get Your Mind Off 'Operation Festival of Ineptitude'
Shiny object shiny object shiny object look over here....
Fresh Hell Has Ignored SO Much Excellent Advice
My life would be awesome if I'd just fucking listened. But noooo, I'm too smart to listen to other people, aren't I?
Fresh Hell Parties at a Gas Station
Fill 'er up, literally and figuratively.