What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the eff out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable)…
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Kim finishes telling Ket about Undertone and paying Jerry the Demon Babysitter overtime. He will surely be adding “childcare” to his resUme. Don’t worry! Ket’s got the Dragon’s Blood smudge stick lit and ready! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket (or Kim?) will live or die in Undertone. Writer/Dir. Ian Tuason Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:…
Kim tells Ket the first half of Undertone, a horror movie about people who have a podcast but no consistent release schedule. Kim can’t blame Ket this time for making it so she can’t sleep. She scared HERSELF this time. But don’t worry! Who better to keep Rami from getting demon’d than a demon! Jerry to the rescue. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out if KIM makes it out of her own movie alive.…
Ket finishes kill- I mean TELLING Kim the end of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Ket would like to extend her heartfelt apology to the Samily because this movie appears to have broken her. Post-Rami Kim just can’t hang with the creepy crapbags like Pre-Rami Kim. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. Writer/Dir. Lee Cronin Support the girls on PATREON for some…
Ket tells Kim about Lee Cronin’s The Mummy, not to be confused with the Brendan Fraser sex-fest from the 90s. This one appears to have been Kim’s limit. And suddenly, Creepy Crapbags look a lot less creepy and a lot less containing-of-much crap. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which song will be replacing “You Are My Sunshine” as Rami’s lullaby. Writer/Dir. Lee Cronin Support the girls on…
Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored” Kim finishes traumatizing Ket for our Summer Horror Series by putting her in the water with some big ole’ boy gators this time. Listen, it doesn’t go much better for Ket in part 2 either. Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Crawl. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls…
Kim tells Ket our next Patreon pick for our Summer Horror Series. Boy, oh, boy! Sammies sure love torturing Ket with water ghouls, don’t they? Between the heat, perimenopause, water trauma and Kim NOT explicitly telling Ket to put her brain hat on… hopes are low. Stay tuned next week to see Ket get croc’ed and rocked. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Michael Rasmussen, Shawn Rasmussen Support the girls…
We are joined once again (as we are for episode 6 of every season) by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ket's co-host from KIM & KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE! This week is an emotional roller coaster -- Kim is mad that we made her watch a sad episode instead of a silly romp like before, both Kim & Ket have VERY strong feelings about a certain little housebroken homewrecker... and the phrase "dumb dog bone…
Ket finishes telling Kim about In a Violent Nature starring, well, kind of Kim, at this point. The competition to see who has the most creative, gory, resourceful and efficient kills is well on its way and Kim is REALLY giving Johnny a run for his locket! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will kill or be killed in In a Violent Nature. Writer/Dir. Chris Nash Support the girls on PATREON for some…
Kicking off our “Summer Horror Series,” voted on by our Sammies on Patreon, Ket tells Kim about In a Violent Nature. The game takes a different turn where Kim will go head to head with a Jason-y type guy in a competition to see who will have the most creative kill. Points are judged on a 4-point rubric. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what Kim does to everyone’s butt line. Written/Dir. Chris…
Kim finishes telling Ket about The Call. In the second half, Young-Sook joins forces with Old-Sook and Demetery the Cemetery man. Once again, Kim has gotten Ket all taggled up in some time travel debacle. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket and will live or die in The Call. Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus…
Kim tells Ket about The Call, starring Park Shin-hye and Jeon Jong-seo. It never bodes well for Ket’s survival when Kim has to ardently implore Ketryn to turn her brain on and keep it on because this is a doozy! So, please eat your tuna sandwich in private and stay tuned for part 2 where we avenge the Strawberry Victim! Dir. Chung-Hyun Lee Writers Sergio Casci, Chung-Hyun Lee Support the girls on…
