Caption Contest! Bookstore Shelves

Time for a new caption contest!

Here we have 2 shelves in a bookstore, one section is untouched, the other is practically empty. What might each section be labeled? What types/genres/categories of books might these be?

I’ll keep this open for entries through Monday the 20th, when I’ll pick my favorite. I’ll send a signed print to the person with my favorite entry.

I’ll be posting this to all of my social medias, but I will only be considering captions submitted on Substack when choosing my favorite. Yes, this is a shameless way to try to get more people over to my Substack.

This is an old cartoon from my very earliest days of gag cartooning that I could never get to work. Can you? Give it new life!